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Disasterology

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About Me

i like cute things. i love dinosaurs. i like girls. . i like anything that is green. except lima beans! no wait i do like lima beans. i am attracted to disabled people, i like speech impediments, i cant cook,....but i burn things anyway. i like dinosaur puzzles. i like toy dinosaurs. i love dinosaurs so much.sometimes i pretend bugs don't bother me. i am a gross girl. i dance in the shower with no music. i like making tents and living-room-forts. i don't shoot at birds or squirrels. i like plastic jewelry. i like drawing faces on the bottom of my feet. im bored all the time...even when im doing something. i like to talk on the phone when im in the bathroom. i feel gross when i dont have a job. i never update my interests. i love deery lou. i love Dinah.*you are never too young to have a vietnam flashback

My Interests

green, markers, mail, windshield wipers, tetris, my mannequin, long rides in a car, cute things, cuddling, laffy taffy jokes, pictures, staying up late and watching cartoons, PBR, kissing during movies, notes, pen pals from far away, mother may i?, shock tarts, slasher films, cheap movies, science projects, clean sheets. sewing your clothes when you rip them or when they're too big. no friends. gas stations. making faces at kids.

Music:

cute music = (THE CURE) (the moldy peaches) (king missle) (emotron) (radiohead) (bjork) (portishead) (adam green) (kimya dawson) (juliette lewis and the licks) (pavement) (the buzzcocks) (the exploding hearts) (minus the bear) (david bowie) (the pixies) (robert fripp) (brian eno) (david byrne) (the decemberists) (pond) (ozma) (richard o'brien) (okgo) (rilo kiley) (the Unicorns) (the murder city devils) (Against Me!) (holy molar) (wolf eyes) (circle takes the square) (melt banana) (iggy pop) (mates of state) (glass candy) (x-rayspex) (josie cotton) (ladytron) (postal service) (modest mouse) (le tigre) (the rapture) (dressy bessy) (peaches) (the misfits) (marcy playground) (the B 52's) (moog cookbook) (kraftwerk) (VCR) (tegan and sara) (tracy+the plastics) (dressy bessy) (the 5,6,7,8's) (horse the band) (frank black) (nerf herder) (alk3) (teen idols) (horrorpops) (hole) (bikini kill) (L7) (gob) (weezer) (tuesday) (mc chris) (patrick swayze) (nowhere squares) (karmella's game) (dance buffet) (joy electric) (reggie and the full effect) (self) (berlin) (earlimart) (p!nk) (TMBG) (steve burns) (the aquabats) (the epoxies) (the phenomenauts) (pain) (danger woman) (ween) (the smiths) (morrisey) (supernova) (real life) (peter shilling) (pat benatar) (poison) (warrant) (motley crue) (NKOTB) (tiffany) (casiotone for the painfully alone) (causey way) (jem and the holograms) (black eyes) (the cranberries) (the carbonas) (dead milkmen) (blood brothers) (neon blonde) (devo) (stephen malkmus) (starlight mints) (the rockinghorse winner) (atom and his package) (the breeders) (veruca salt) (pink grease) (death from above 1979) (odb) (iron maiden)

Movies:

i, zombie/ bugged/..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infe cto/zombie.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" / beware,children at play/ dawn of the dead/ day of the dead/..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infect o/041206-jawbreaker.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/the holy mountain/..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_in fecto/gummo02.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/ the wizard/ star wars trilogy/ sleeping beauty/ the last unicorn/..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_inf ecto/1017060-movie-resized200.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/ kids/ amelie/ weird science/ flashdance/ Napoleon Dynamite/ ..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/par tymonster.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/ welcome to the dollhouse/ buffalo 66/ bad taste/ julien donkey-boy/ coffee and cigarettes/ ..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/sca re.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/ let's scare jessica to death/ dummy/ saved / ..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/V10 22473.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/ night of the living dead /..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/li ving_dead.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/the evil dead I, II / spun / happiness /..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/st orytelling.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/ toxic avenger / anything by troma / igby goes down / another day in paradise / ..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/l_7 70449.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" / jurassic park I, II, & III / summerschool/ ..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/tgb abes.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"/ ..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/now hquad.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" / ..src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/Mr_infecto/doo mgeneration.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" / ..

Television:

infomercials..you know...paid programming. the cosby show. my so called life, tony little infomercials, the game show channel.

Books:

, treasure trolls, harry potter,dinosaurs, youth in revolt, ,

Heroes:

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My Blog

how much is this?

so sick of the question. i didnt think it would ever end. im sorry i didnt catch your name. i can tell you used to be pretty...but now im undecided. and i dont care to hear about your idiot box. hah....
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

i simply exist

sorry im so socially awkward and i never say anything encouraging.sorry that i am numb and selfish i thought about things i hate today and i think that i really hate driving behind someone who has tha...
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

And what it is you do to keep your eyes all shiny?

i wish i had an explainationfor the recent evaporation of friends with hearts of gold....... it's all backwards now and i'll never turn around again. it just wouldn't be the same. my eyes are never sh...
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

invasion

im disgusted sometimes. is it just me or is my cigarette burning way too fast? sorry i never called you back. i was thinking of traveling.... but its all here... even if im not where should we be on ...
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST

i am

growing up being girly loving my life loving my wonderful boyfriend yelling at dinah drinking my meals going out on my own building esteem drawing a lot creating cuteness happy being who i am cherishi...
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:13:00 PST

tampons. love. blood

so my wisdom teeth are gone......i cant say i blame them for leaving, i'd leave too. but now all i have left are deep holes that suck up everything. so the dentist filed my cheeks with gauze, which i ...
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:25:00 PST

21

its my birthday and im playing harry potter uno. lamest 21 year old ever. i wish i had friends. waaaaaaa.
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 08:35:00 PST

im sorry that sometimes i always hate thursday.

but it's my birthday in a few hours and you can fuck right off. p.s. aryn loves whiskey.
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:37:00 PST

everybody's fucking my princess...

i think that things are getting better....i think you make things so much better. i   am comfort able in my s ki n. aswell a s you rs.thin g s fee l   perfec t. i think weare perfe...
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 01:39:00 PST

this is kinda silly. i dont really get it.

http://www.catch27.com/join.php?invite=99415 um yeah.  
Posted by i want a fucking mustache! on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:56:00 PST