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Please go out with me!

Morals are paintings on walls, and Scruples are money in Russia

About Me

Hello to everyone out there in myspace land! The name is Jonas and I am a 48 year-old guy. I am currently not employed and I live with my mom. But I have my own space in the basement with its own door so it is like I have my own apartment. My mom gives me lots of privacy and I am very independent. I spend most of my time playing WOW and attending local Comic Cons whenever I can. I am on myspace to try to meet new people, and possibly even meet a girl. I am very nice and very smart so if there are any lovely ladies out there who do not mind a little extra padding in their men, send me a message. My mom would not bother us if you came over to hang out or anything. Please respond!

My Interests

Theatre, exercise, fine dining, dating, cinema, music, concerts, clubs, bars, museums, travel, sex, casual sex, not-so-casual sex, and did I mention sex? Plus, a whole lot of other stuff that I cannot even think of right now.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm....this one is a bit complicated. I would like to meet several different kinds of people. First, I would like to meet Captain Kirk because he is my hero. I would also love to meet Captain Picard because he is the toughest old Captain in the Delta quadrant. I want to go have a drink at the Mose Isley Cantina with Han Solo AND Indiana Jones at the same time! I would also like to sit down and have a drink with Adolph Hitler. I would be like, "Hey dude, what the heck was the deal with all that Jew killing?"

Music:

Perhaps a few CD's that I own would illustrate a good picture. Garbage, Alanis Morrissette, Superbus, Weezer, Zebrahead, The Cranberries, The Cardigans, The Postal Service, The Cure, Jewel, Jack Johnson, The Killers, Jimmy Eat World, Metallica, Veruca Salt.....and various classical and jazz albums that only squares like me enjoy.

Movies:

I love so many different kinds. Dramas, Comedies, Foreign Films, Documentaries, Independent, Romantic Comedies, Animated and Anime......hmmm....I should watch more movies.

Television:

I love sitcoms. Friends, Frasier, Scrubs, Everybody Loves Raymond....stuff like that. I do not like shows like CSI or E.R. becuase I dislike drama on my TV. And I absolutely LOATHE reality shows. Especially stuff like American Idol....Ewww. Oh, and I love to watch the Discovery Channel, National Geographic and Animal Planet. And of course, CARTOONS! Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park.....Adult swim is my masterpiece theatre. Yikes! I watch too much TV.

Books:

I love to read, so here is some stuff....Stranger in a Strangeland, Maniac Magee, The Avatar Trilogy, Island Sisters Trilogy, The Prince of Lies, The Trial of Cyric the Mad, Everything is Eventual, Flowers for Algernon, The Giver....so many wonderful books, so little time.

My Blog

An introduction I suppose....

Dear Blog readers,            This is my first day using a blog. I am not sure where this course might take me or what sort of information you might...
Posted by Please go out with me! on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:36:00 PST