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Elian

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About Me


My name is Elian.(Eh - Lee - Awn)
I do not look like Uncle Jesse.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
Why are the people in zombie movies always oblivious to what "zombies" are? High fives and ass slaps are always appreciated.

SNL - Brian William - Publishers Clearing Holist
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I do it for the ladies, but i gots to keep it hood.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever has seen this:

Amigos
I have the greatest friends.

¤I wAnnA Be PoP!ular¤

Helen!

Celeste!

Julio!

View All of My Friends

Music:


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Television:

Six Feet Under, Comics and sex are

all i'll ever need.

Heroes:

Tim Sale.

My Blog

My thoughts on the Ashlee Simpson Show on DVD

WHEN?! WhEN?!!!!!!   Ashlee PLease ComE Back To US!!!!   shes so punk.
Posted by Elian on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:18:00 PST

Things in my Hell

* Moutain Dew * That brief moment when your pen is running out of ink.* Nickelback* Comic Sans* Sticky notes that fail their purpose to "stick"* Double Denim* Owen Wilson movies* Flaccid Handshakes *U...
Posted by Elian on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:21:00 PST

The Trees Get Wheeled Away

Anchormen spike their bloodwear masks of mudcucumbers cut to fit their eyesand so no one would know how tired they've grownof talking and telling their lieswhile your TVs change stationsscroll message...
Posted by Elian on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST

My Pumpkin'

Karen and Kurtis.
Posted by Elian on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:11:00 PST

Dont call me Whitney, Bobby!

Dear Mr. Pluto,Im sorry for what they did to you. Declassifying you as a planet. Thats way harsh. In the immortal words of Ms. Stephanie Judith Tanner, "How rude." I hope you are coping okay with this...
Posted by Elian on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:21:00 PST

thoughts.

   I wish that time would work on my side sometimes.  I wish these thoughts of nihilism would cease.  I wish someone would bring me flowers or would draw me a silly self  por...
Posted by Elian on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST

last week

In a nutshell. Midnight soup competitions with Carlos. I won. Late night dollar movies with crazy claw games.   Early morning car washes Sexy lawn parties Hoorah for clean automobile...
Posted by Elian on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST

AYAYAYAYYAYAY

June 16   I get to go with     To see         and her new       Im very very ...
Posted by Elian on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:40:00 PST

Frawberry Sest

This weekend i was awakend early and taken to Pasadena. Now hold on,  i know what you are saying, "Eek!! Stinkadena!!", but wait : Pasastinka = Not that bad. This weekend was the ...
Posted by Elian on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:19:00 PST

old trip.

Old memories. i miss this.            Now this brings back memories: ...
Posted by Elian on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:16:00 PST