The 3 Vs or How I Love to Bash These Books Even Though I Cant Stop Reading Them! |
Blog will be updated as I continue to read.
My fascination with those Vile books about Vampires and a Vapid damsel continues&
My inexplicable enjoyment of the movie version of Twilight has sp...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:53:00 GMT |
Land of the Free |
Debunked!
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:07:00 GMT |
The $30,000 Bequest or how Mark Twain Made My Day |
I am officially in love with Mark Twain's punctuation, as any thinking being should be. Seriously, how can one not fall in love with this writing? It sings; it flows; the humor jumps off the page. I l...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:44:00 GMT |
Im offended. |
You have offended me. I find that offensive! Can't you find more culturally sensitive things to say? That's offensive to the word 'things', it's not 'things' fault it is comprised of so many offensive...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:40:00 GMT |
Eye have no explanation. |
Cory and I always have bizarre things happen including things frequently "changing" or disappearing for months and then randomly reappearing. I don't talk about it much outside of our inner wei...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:48:00 GMT |
Memento mori; youre nearly there. |
There are more dead than alive
remember, you too shall die
Says Ecclesiastes 9:5
You'll see no kingdom in the sky
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:52:00 GMT |
Check out this video: American Legion, Peaks Island, Maine |
First of all, we were already drinking at the house. I didn't understand why we then needed to go drink in a bar. But, hey, this night was about my sister so I was totally down. UNTIL we realized all ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:15:00 GMT |
Check out this video: Totally Un-Ladylike Bachelorette Behavior |
Cory, like many men, imagines bachelorette parties are about girls having pillow fights and making out with each other. Not this one.Here we are starting our bachelorette weekend off with some dick ca...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 11:41:00 GMT |
Muffin Tops and Vanity Sizing or How Wall-E Demoralizes Wal-Mart Nation |
Hope the title left an impression...j/k.Ain't nobody despised like a Fatty be despised. Back when Wall-E first came out I visited the forum on imdb.com and I was simply amazed that almost every post h...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:41:00 GMT |
Life: passé you by. |
Don't try and tell me you never faht. I can see it in your eyes.The words that spring forth from your lips are all a pack of lies.Two submarine sandwiches, alone in their togetherness, looking for fre...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:41:00 GMT |
