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Sir Hosis of Da-Liver

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About Me


Sir Hosis of Daliver embodies the pinnacle of artistic exploration and mastery of sonic sculpture. Sir Hosis of Daliver (SHoD) is the mastermind conception of Jonas Lodsan and Blind Whitey. SHoD has very interesting and humble beginnings that have blossomed into the success story they hope to become. In the early years, SHoD was then known as The Keg-Killers. The two members could barely play their instruments at all. Then one day the group discovered the secret to unlocking virtuoso prowess and mastery of ANY musical (& some not-so musical) instrument with negligible effort. To this day, they have not revealed many details of this closely-guarded lore. When pressed further on the subject, Jonas would only volunteer, "It's good for the bones."

Grappling this musical advantage, the duo devastated the underground scene with outlandish shows that simply stunned audiences everywhere. While the group was entertaining several major label offers, the band suffered a terribollical tragedy that would put their destiny on hold for years. The details of the incident are still debated to this day by fans and critics alike.

With an unfortunate setback behind them, the team has decided it was time to rekindle the fire that burnt an orange hue a few years back. With a distaste for the poor sound quality of today's digital methodology, Blind Whitey offered, "Today's fucking digital doesn't sound anywhere's near as good as the earlier, vintage-digital stuff.", as he profanely called the current music industry to blame. "When working on our latest album, we had tons of so-called top shelf gear at our disposal. Neve, Neumann, Avalon; you name it, we had it. We dumped it all on Ebay and invested in an entire Behringer Digital studio suite; just like Jimi Hendrix probably did back in the day."

Yet despite these grievances, the group is determined to get their music and their message out. "We think our music will make little kids smarter and stuff", explains Jonas. "It's like that old dead composer, Bach Einstein... I think. He's got a lot of books and CD's out." Blind Whitey added , "Yeah, our stuff doesn't sound anything like popular music that people like. It's not even close. You just have to listen to see."


The founding members are currently involved in a classified Government program that is similar to the Witness Protection Program; therefore, protecting their identities is paramount. Jonas closed with, "We're dedicated to fighting crime and stuff for the good ol' U.S. of A. We're involved in a new Top Secret program on the Internet that forces us to be tight-lipped about it. We're not even supposed to mention it; so don't tell anyone. We have also taken some fool-proof measures to protect our identities."

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Music:

Member Since: 8/10/2006
Band Members: Blind Whitey
Guitars, vocals, drums, bass guitar, weird sounds, djembe malmsteen, Sound Engineer Level XXI.

Jonas Lodsan
Vocals, drums, guitars, keys, muted chimes, Sound Engineer Level II-1/2, gear with the most LEDs finder.
Sounds Like: "Yeah, our stuff doesn't sound anything like popular music that people like. It's not even close. You just have to listen to see." --Whitey
Type of Label: None