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Rocket to Uranus

vaginainspector

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to 'meat' your sister

Music:

The Cramps, Ministry, Nitzer Ebb, Front 242, The Damage Manual, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Neil Diamond, Foetus, Lead into Gold,1000 Homo DJs, The Revolting Cocks, Swamp Terrorists, The Misfits (their 80's stuff, not this new shit), The Exploited, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Social Distortion, Skinny Puppy (not counting anything they've done since Dwayne Goettle died), Chem Lab, C-Tec

Movies:

Not Star Wars

Television:

The A-Team, American Dad, Major Dad, All in the Family, Mary Tyler Moore, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Coach, My Favorite Martian, Square Pegs, Normal Ohio, Roseanne, Make Room for Daddy, The Simpsons, Deputy Dog, Grape Ape, The Lone Gun Men, X-Files, Captian Power, Strangers with Candy, Mr. Wizzard, Turkey TV, Max Headroom, Twin Peaks, The Cosby Show, Maude, The Golden Girls, Super Host, Captian Planet, The Might Morphing Power Rangers, 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter, Hooperman, Three's Company, Chico and the Man, Sanford and Son, Growing Pains, The Twilight Zone, Sliders, Quantaum Leap, Salute your Shorts, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ren and Stimpy, You Can't Do That on Television, The Electric Company, Saturday Night Live, The Upright Citizens Birgade, Night Rider, Quincy, M.A.S.H., Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, As the World Turns, Bad News Bears, The Gummy Bears, GEM, G.I. Joe, The Transformers, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Beakman's World, The Muppet Babies, The Amazing Spider-man, Batt Man, Reno 911, Northern Exposure, Ed, Cheers, The Adventures of Johny Quest, Farscape, Mystery Science Theater 3000, He-Man, Sifl and Ollie, Friday the 13th, Blue's Clues, School House Rock, Sienfield, Joanie Loves Chachie, Happy Days, Side Kicks, Fantasy Island, Rhoda, Clueless, Just the Ten of Us, World's Funniest Home Videos, Family Fued, The Price is Right, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, The Odd Couple, Mr. Rogers, My Little Pony, Wait Till Your Father Get's Home, Mad about You, Wheeled Warriors, Ellen, Felicity, George of the Jungle, Dawson's Creek, The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Beverly Hills 90210, Laverne and Shirley, Picture Pages, Red Dwarf, Gun Smoke, Kung Fu, The Baby Sitter's Club, Tales from the Crypt, The Dead Zone, Wierd Science, The Misfits of Science, The Drew Carrie Show, Donald Duck, Duck Tales, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Tail Spin, The Crocodile Hunter, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Robert Tilten's Hour of Power, History's Mysteries, Super Mario Brothers, Nintendo Power, Top Model, The Surreal Life, Where are they Now, Crank Yankers, Hee Haw, Tales from Darkside, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Robotech, The Angry Beavers, Bewitched, Clarissa Explaines it All, Double Dare, Fun House, The Muppet Show, $100,000 Password, Press your Luck, Jepordy, Rug Rats, Other World, Lost in Space, Beauty and the Beast, Land of the Lost, The Bannana Splits, Newheart, Dinosaurs, The Honeymooners, Solid Gold, Dance Fever, BJ and the Bear, Soul Train, Family Ties, T.J. Hooker, Rowin and Martin's Laugh-in, Bloopers Pranks and Practical Jokes, Angle, Buffy the Vampier Slayer, Beretta, Charlie's Angels

Heroes:

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My Blog

Telling the Corpse of Megan Meier to Fuck off, While it’s Still Legal

the Megan Meier Cyberbullying Prevention Act, HR 6123, introduced two weeks ago by Reps. Linda Sanchez (D-CA) and Kenny Hulshof (R-MO) -- would create: Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign co...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:05:00 PST

I made up a new word

Here's a new word I came up with the other day:Lesbros (n) [Lez -Brohs]two or more lesbians who spend time together merely as friends with no intentions of sexual contact.example: "Oh, her and I are ...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:07:00 PST

S-Wii-t Home Chicago

I'm standing in a traget in some western suburb of Chicago --Nippleview or Neighborville or some fucking thing, and I do my usual walk through the electronics section to check if they have any Nintend...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:00:00 PST

Im going to take some time out of my important life to weigh in on a few topics, so listen up

First, while I was pumping gas today (almost $40.00 to fill up my Civic for god sake) it struck me that it wasn't until gas became almost impratical to steal (pay at the pump, or pay first inside only...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:10:00 PST

Warm Leatherette

So some woman rearended my car a few weeks ago right in front of a cop and Jenna thought maybe she hurt her neck so they had an ambulance check her out (turns out she was fine).  Now every single...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:33:00 PST

Open Apology

Opps, my badhttp://medheadlines.com/2008/03/11/1-in-4-teen-girls-has- std/...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:51:00 PST

What the fuck is the other kind of tent sale? - UPDATE

Anybody see this new Subaru comercial where the salesman walks into the dealership and another salesman is dressed in a monkey costume with a live chimpanzee standing next to him.  Salesman numbe...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:03:00 PST

White Kids

Has anybody noticed that on two different episodes this season of "The Whitest Kids U Know" they have mentioned Akron, Ohio?  How crazy is that?  On one of the Episodes they said it 4 times!...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST

If you think you saw me on the TV click here

I'm on a Regency Windows comercial for like 2 seconds.  I was doing some work in downtown Cleveland and I was outside smoking a cigarette when a camera crew walked up and asked me to read some cu...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:33:00 PST

Fuck Super Ball

I just realized today is super ball and the whole Sunday night TV line up will be fucked because of it.  Why do people get so fucking crazy for TV sports?  I want to rip my ears off when I h...
Posted by Rocket to Uranus on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:24:00 PST