Envy me.
I'm a comedian.
On the road of life I'm in the median.
On the road for life if I'm obidient.
That is if I obey what the experts say.
The roads a big pay day same today as it was is the hayday.
But What do you parents think? She used to say.
They support me for who I am.
Even if I'm not Jim Gaffigan Bill Cosby Dave Chappelle oh well just keeping em laughing.
Knee slapping.
And I'm an on tour attention whore same as before but now you can hear me more cuz I shout into a MIC for life.
And who can make you laugh...well not me. But I'm working at that.
ANd This shit is RAW just a MIC and a light and a flap of the jaw?
And a hope that one day you'll remember you saw Dan Frigolette at Jimmys 43 at a show he called Comma D let's us watch him for free.
And we laughed and we clapped and we drooled in our lap.
Mr comedian take away the stress of the day laughters the best way or at least that's what they say.
Mr MC why don't you warm up the crowd take them from silence till they're screaming outloud.
Girls creaming and proud that they fucked that funny mother fucker.
He's like a white Chris Tucker -----cept funny.
Now Jerry show me the qwan.
And Let me get my sitcom.
So I can sit calm and look at what I got.
Who woulda thought?
And the Chances are poor. But guess what that's not what we're doing it for.
Fortune and fame? Woman screaming my name?
Okay so I lied...
Makes you feel good inside.
But that's not it.
I got this itch. Insatiable bitch.
Inner wench I must quench and react to the twitch
....okay turns out it was a yeast infection...
but you know what I saying its an art and a game that were playing.
Make me laugh--- be the best--- nope sorry ----NEXT!
Its like a HEX when you tell them what you do.... Tell me a joke oo oo.
Make me laugh.
And though I'm on the right path for where I wanna be its a hard life trying to break into comedy.
But I'm well on the journey shit I got my own show in a basement with taxedermy.
What more could I ask?
A little dignity back?
But I'm facing the facts and I'm getting the knack of this knick knack patty wack
SHIT.....I'm bringing FUNNY back.
Now let me get to the point you're here to laugh kick back have a beer and a snack and all that I ask is that you listen and crack a smile once in a while and never talk back.
Its not an easy job but these guys do it well.
Try to heckle these guys get a small taste of hell.
Quick wits on these knitwits misfits of embarassment saying silly shit and calling you out so please shut your mouth and youll enjoy more of what in store.
That's what comedys for.
So Envy me I'm a comedian.
Or am I poet.
I'm an artist and doin my job cuz I'm letting you know it.