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Aku-voo

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About Me

I'm awesome. Seriously. I'm rich, but thats not what makes me awesome. I have a Ford F-300000 that can hall a battleship to the moon. Its awesome. You aren't an American if you don't want one. Its very, very necessary and it has zero negative impact on anything. Jesus had one. You love terrorism if you don't own one. So don't love terrorism. I'm awesome because I don't love terrorism. And because I'm so rich.


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My Interests

Becoming a half robot super-soldier capable of obliterating enemies of our lord and savior, Fergie, with my mechanized arm-rifle that fires high caliber, explosive rounds accurately up to 3 miles and does my taxes too. Also, I like literature, talking to small animals, hiking with large animals, drinking coffee, listening to music, sweats, running, dancing, burning things down (only bad things), writing, and the constant deconstruction that is my silly little life.

I'd like to meet:

p-3-4-3-go

Music:

Smile bitches!

Movies:

Motorcycle Diaries, Pan's Labyrinth, Children of Men, Man on Fire, Why We Fight, Whale Rider, If Women Counted, Apocalypse Now, City of God, Grosse Pointe Blanke, Dance Me Outside, Skinz, Paradise Now, Dumb and Dumber, Traffic, Amores Perros, Amélie, The Thin Red Line, Munich

Television:

Is good for target practice...but that's about it. I like "The Office", "The Daily Show", and "Samurai Jack".

Books:

Silko, Rumi, Neruda, Vonnegut, Gibran, Salinger, Alexi, Twain, Rushdie, Popol Vuh, Sartre, Hesse (fascist fuck), The Punisher (graphic novel about a bible salesman, thanks Polhamus!) Lt. Col. David Grossman "On Killing"...maybe one of the most important and overlooked studies of our time

Heroes:

Sheik Sayed Hassan Nasrallah

My Blog

Stoned

Chomsky basically gets paid to have his opinions published. Because he gets paid to do what he does its imperative to scrutinize him as much as you would Bill O'reilly , Anne Coultier, or anybody who ...
Posted by Aku-voo on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:11:00 PST

Fiction

The wolves strike out, splicing twilights, peeling off into squads in perfect equilibrium with the most light-less hour of night. With and apart of. Ready. Trained. Poised to end everything in their p...
Posted by Aku-voo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST

abc

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Posted by Aku-voo on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:55:00 PST

Happy columbus Day!

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Posted by Aku-voo on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:58:00 PST

Geeeyaaaa

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Posted by Aku-voo on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:34:00 PST

Prefrontal cortex blues

     Standing atop the old butte, naked and dripping sweat, he closed his eyes and tilted his head towards the black sky. He opened his nostrils, clenched his fists, and in hailed ...
Posted by Aku-voo on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:03:00 PST

Again

Tell him, as he lay there in his final courtship with life, his final takings of it- tell him that there is nothing afterwards. Try it. He can say it now, you see, gazing into the hungry abyss, that t...
Posted by Aku-voo on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

WN

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Posted by Aku-voo on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:58:00 PST

God

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Posted by Aku-voo on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

Mirror

"You're going mad parsero, and its about damn time too."Miranda Ruis, all bust and hips. Inca eyes and shiny black obsidian hair, lips like cool wet pillows, to the kiss. Skin always scented lightly, ...
Posted by Aku-voo on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:50:00 PST