Andy (The Impossible Void) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Welcome to myspace me (hello) I am very friendly, fun loving guy. I have my finger in a couple of lukewarm pies hoping for things to heat up. I'd describe myself as a comedy performer but I am quite versatile. I can do serious although it's not as much fun. I will soon be helping with Pressed on players a theatre company based in Preston set up by two very good friends of mine. Please check out www.pressedonplayers.co.uk for more info. I am looking also to learn as many new skills as possible so if anyone knows how to juggle, breathe fire, mime, or do stand up I'm a fast learner. I've also got a sweet ass. If you'd like to know more about my performing work or indeed my sweet ass please feel free to comment me. Also for those of you who just love a bit of angsty poetry before bed please check out my blog I got loads and I would like feedback. Thanks a lot.
About You
full name Andrew John Avery
nicknames Andy Deb
birthdate 12th Feb 1983
location Preston, Lancashire
height 5' 8"
hair color Brown
eye color Green
siblings 2 Brothers Stuart and Neil
pets R.I.P. Paddy
worst fear Shitting myself in a public place
Favorites
color Purple/ Black
movie Spiderman 2
artist/band Muse
songs Another girl another planet
tv show Smallville
place to shop Music zone
subject in school Science
smell Vanilla
food Pies
Have You Ever?
made a prank call? Yes
lied? Yes
snuck out of the house? Yes
skipped school? No
ran away? Yes, only got to top of street, my mum's fast
broken the law? Yes, not been caught
done something embarrassing? If i have its too embarrassin to remember
made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Yes
wanted someone you knew you couldnt have? Lots of times
been to a concert? Yes last one was REM in manchester was brill
been kissed? I'm always bein kissed
kissed someone? Always have someone on hand
been in love? Twice
cheated on someone? Never
been cheated on? Once
had a hard time getting over someone? Yes on one occasion
Do You?
color your hair? Use to dye blue/black
have any tattoos? No
have any piercings? No
have any bad habits? Bite nails/ Grind teeth
wish you were someone else? Sometimes wish i was spiderman
play an instrument? Guitar
wear cologne/perfume? Lynx Bodyspray, those ads fuckin lie!
own a thong? No
Who?
would you like to kiss? Sarah Michelle Gellar
makes you laugh? Sharon
makes you smile? Happy people
do you tell everything to? Sharon
has a crush on you? Don't Know
can make you feel better no matter what? Sharon
More About You
what song makes you cry? Hear you me by Jimmy Eat world
what song makes you happy? Shiny Happy People REM
what makes you happy? Knowin my life goin somewhere
do you wish on stars? No maybe i should
When Was The Last Time You...?
drank alcohol? A week ago
smoked? Few months had a drag never a full
kissed someone? 2 Hours ago
went to the mall? 2 Hours ago
were on stage? 4 Months ago God i miss it
cut your hair? Last month
stole something? 15 Years ago
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My Interests

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I've met some really great people who are now my friends and I wouldn't be where I am without. But I'd like to meet some stand ups, Jimmy Carr, Eddie Izzard, Dave Spikey spring to mind.

My Blog

Suffer

Relinquish my dreams You don't know what this meansYou can take all I haveIf it just makes you laugh I can give up this viceAm I being too nice?This is not what I doI am nobody's fool You can laugh al...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 15:46:00 GMT

Collide

I'll walk into youA doorway full of truthsWhere bishops bleed and angels sinkI always need more time to thinkWaltz with me where nothing's newBattered and bruised I pictured youA helping hand is now a...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:57:00 GMT

Colours

When you change You change for goodDrag my name right through the mudColours run and then they fadeThat's the reason I was made Blur the lines hide the truthI know what I want from y...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:15:00 GMT

Smile

Fall apart rest a whileSay it with a crooked smileSing to me hold my handTell me that you understandLook at me see right throughYou'll see how I care for youTake a risk tell me nowDon't think of why j...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:34:00 GMT

When I Wake

I'll bring you to your kneesBecause It's what I doI'll take you where I want to goAnd leave you when I'm throughI don't know who you are right nowWith that I have no hopeAnonymity and secretsHide you ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:22:00 GMT

Supply and Demand

Laugh at me I'm your clownLaugh at me so I'm not downIt's how I live It's what I doTo make a better life for youCry for me I know your painCry for me make it rainI can be by your sideNever run never h...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:20:00 GMT

The Impossible Void

What's in a nameA hidden truthAlways empty when I get throughA hole in my worldWhy won't you fillImpossible to pleaseSo I choose to ignoreI add to my miseryBy pushing my luckDays pass flowers fadeMy g...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Amnesia

I don't have any memories leftTell me who I amHow could I forget this?Show me who I amI want a nicer point of viewI want to be adoredYou need to take me awayJust for a little whileTell me all your sec...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 13:27:00 GMT

Deliriously Yours

Weeping delirium Until you show your faceI know where I amI know my placeI cannot tell youWhat makes me tickWhat I feel for youMakes others sickTake me somewhere squalidWhere I'll let you seeAn open m...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 14:15:00 GMT

Eternity

This is the hollow sound Of my calm resolveI thought that I could wear you outBut now I'm getting oldThese creeping thoughts that never passAre all that warm my heartI thought that I could break your ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:39:00 GMT