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Vincent

About Me

Charmer; Destroyer. Adversary to the mundane, commonplace, and unworthy. Self-appointed chairman of the welcome wagon of the apocalypse. The prospect of impending doom excites me. Self employed and self motivated. I love cayenne pepper. I enjoy making my own photographic devices and photosensitive emulsions, especially glass plate photography. To say I am a firearms enthusiast isn't exactly accurate; enthusiasm is far too casual a word. I have never lived in a home without a firearm in my entire life, and I aim to keep it that way. I love art & guns, so I've decided to build art guns. I make custom picture frames for a living, amongst other things. I consider my career to be making the world aesthetically pleasing to myself. I was once told I was a dirty old man who just hadn't gotten around to getting old yet. I think tentacles are neat. I like mandibles as well. And napes. I prefer to create that which does not already exist, but should. I like to tinker with objects and people. I spent 6 years in cohabitation with my now ex-wife and her African Grey parrot; my pal Blake decided we should start an avian metal band, so we did. I am a member of the Church of Satan, Mensa, and the NRA. My life is awesome; I wouldn't have it any other way. I could talk about myself forever. I'm that impressive...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An extraordinary woman; one who is both carnal & carnivorous. Must possess strength, intellect, and class.Those who bring something to the table, can reciprocate a firm handshake, and are capable of intellectual conversation. Those who challenge me. Eloquent individuals. Other machine gun owners. True ladies & gentlemen of a higher caliber.

My Blog

Sunday, Dec 21st: Shooting Party

Hap Baker.Guns.You know the drill by now.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:43:00 GMT

Prepare to be Jealous...

This Saturday, at the Regent in LA, I will be seeing this awesomeness occur.CROM, DESPISE YOU, & LOS CRUDOSYou guys can miss out, get bummed, and kill yourselves. I, however, will be ready to rock...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:53:00 GMT

Hey Los Angeles! Watch Out...

I'm touching down at Burbank on Tuesday, December 2nd; I'll be in town through the 9th. Get in touch, brothers & sisters, and we shall catch up, feast, throw down and maybe shoot some guns...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:03:00 GMT

The Baltimore Gun Club

Check us out; join if it is of interest to you.http://www.myspace.com/baltimoregunclub Thanks, and you're welcome.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:00:00 GMT

Sunday: Range Time

I'm planning a trip up to Hap Baker in Carrol County on Sunday to shoot some firearms It's about a half hour outside Baltimore City. $15 let's you shoot all day, outdoors, 15 pistol lanes, 12 rifle la...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:59:00 GMT

Grave Mistakes...

Last night I discovered that my big debut on the silver screen was occurring at the Charles Theater, with only about three hours notice. I had a small role in a film titled Grave Mistakes, actually I ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:52:00 GMT

Still relevant, all these years later...

Eliminate the incompetents Differernces don't exist in harmony Survival is superiority We don't need no hands across the sea We've got- Foreign policy The lines are drawn Establish the new order Suspe...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Thank you, I am flattered...

While I do not care to engage in gossip and hearsay, I am deeply touched by the amount of people who spend their quality time creating and perpetuating a mythology concerning yours truly. I cannot exp...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:43:00 GMT

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog...

...is the longest pallindrome I am aware of.
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:43:00 GMT

Back to Europe...

This time to celebrate my wife's 30th birthday, as she has never left the country. Back to Deutschland, Switzerland, and the Czech Republic. Definitely heading back to the Sedlec Ossuary, HR Giger Mus...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:40:00 GMT