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Big Cheeze

I wanna Go where the Action is...

About Me

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Early 2006
How you doin? I'm Anthony, I come from a shitty little village in a shitty little town in a shitty party of a shitty country. More commonly known as Cilfynydd, Wales. Full of skagheads and smelly wankers who I'm proud to call my friends. Studying English and Business in Oxford Brookes Uni, having a blast. I dig alot of different things which I'm sure you couldn't give two shits about. Chances are, you've stopped reading now, which means I'm talking to myself. Nuts.
So... I've worked in Smiffies, a big yellow now-bankrupt jokeshop in town earning a slaves wage of £3, Maccy D's and Showcase Cinemas in Nantgarw, and then the icing on the cake; Hyper Value. Fair play, done my stint of silly jobs. Working for 'Gigastream' up in Oxford, bit more respectable. Been driven to this MySpace shit by ravaging boredom. Interesting acheivements include taking a poo on Ponty Golf course, throwing water-bombs at babies in prams, drinkin way too many rum shots, losing way too much money at Poker, launching burgers at 'Kennedy Soundtrack' and 'A', theiving, being slightly obsessive about the prohibition-Gangster era, having musically-curious farts and dying my fringe insanely-camp colours.
1.08am January 2006 Wednesday Morning. Over and Out. My first and final post.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tim Armstrong, Jesse Michaels, Matt Freeman before his lung disintegrates, Stephen Fry, Chuck Palahniuk, Sean Connery (I'd ask him to say "Sit Down you Buffoon"), Andy Garcia, Rivers Cuomo, Matt Skiba, more Irish and Jamaican people, Ricky Gervais, Marge the Dinner lady, Jack Dee (lovin the grumpiness), Winston Wolf, my grandpop - 'Bert' - who I was too late being born to meet. Maddox (from maddox.xmission.com), Joe Pesci, the REAL Don Carleone. Gotta have missed some people out. I've already fulfilled my lifelong ambition and met one of the Gladiators - Cobra, when he came dancing in my school to raise money for Leprosy. Nice bloke. Stu 'the Kid' Ungar; most inspirational Poker Player. Back to Back WSOP Wins, decades of drugs then a Genius '98 Comeback.

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