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About Me

I was in the hotel/culinary business for 12 years and now I work elsewhere but run my home like a five-star hotel. For instance, today housekeeping didn't show, but laundry did; the barista was on time and so was purchasing, but the chef had the day off. And thus, all that training so I can run my household as if I lived at the Bel-Air Hotel or the Parker in Palm Springs and make fancy trashcans....<<

My Blog

Button your eyes at Coraline.com/buttoneyes

http://coraline.com/buttoneyes/ I've been buttoned!
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:36:00 GMT

Arrggh, they be Pirates in the Ozarks!

There were pirates on Lake Taneycomo.  They floated by the Rainbow Brill Motel where we stayed, where I was sitting putting Velveeta on a hook in order to catch fish that I didn't really want to ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 16:19:00 GMT

I'm as old as Norma Desmond?

Yea, Sunset Blvd. was on the other day and Norma Desmond was only 50 years old in the movie.  So are they trying to tell me that the only thing separating Norma and me is I drive a Corolla and sh...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 18:46:00 GMT

A Paler Shade of White

You know what I learned this weekend?  That when you pick from 20 shades of white to paint your kitchen cabinets and finally eliminate 19 shades and paint them...you know what color your kitchen ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 19:28:00 GMT

My kitties are serial killers

Yes, I have discovered a second body, that of a full grown Robin, lying quietly below the tree out front, apparently from either a suicidal death from falling from the tree, but I am afraid an attack ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:17:00 GMT

Monterey Pop Festival and hair gels

Okay, so I just got done watching the Monterey Pop Festival again and you know what?!   Damn hippies!  You had to do drugs to sit through some of that crap!  Jeez, I haven't been t...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:45:00 GMT

Chipmunks

Okay, I'm through chasing chipmunks through my bedroom.  The cats will just have to stop catching them and then letting them loose so they can corner them in my bedroom for fun and games.  T...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 23:55:00 GMT

If we were to ignore The View, would it cease to exist?

Ramblings...I want a bumper sticker that says "Meredith Viera--shut-up".  Common sense just isn't that common.  People who don't have a sense of humor can be extremely annoying to those...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:13:00 GMT

Don't you love the dress, I do, I was 4

You just can't do better than faux fur stole, red shoes and a cocktail dress....
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:22:00 GMT