Sally Swag Bag - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Holla!! The swag is all about having fun, she's all about being happy and enjoying what she's got-and she's got it all! But most of all she's all about Music, Drinking and sliding through life!

Here's some things you might catch her saying...
'Bup bup buddabup!'
'I feel poooorley!'
'Aah Shut Up Silly Woman!'
'Now your talkin!'
'Did you rub chicken on your lips?'
'Id be sick but it would be a waste of perfectly good puke! '
'Where's Jelly Car?'
'Shhhh Candy Car!'
'Just have Fun!'
'I wanna kiss his music!'
'Im so excited i could just spit!'
'Sally says No'
'You Slaaaaag!'
'Hey Lady!'
'Thats a cracker!'
'Its gravy time at the gravy museum'
'I hope Jeremy Kyle is on!'
'Do you want a side of cheese with that?'
'Love you Silly, not you Milly!'

My Interests

Dance off's. Making plans that ill never get round to. Games like 'Drink till your sick'. Going on Team Royalty adventures. Dressing up a ravers and pissing people off with whistles. Drinking beer at 7am. Boys! Watching Gladiators. Watching Jeremy Kyle. Watching The Crystal Maze. Getting my hands on a Boom Box. The Prime Minister. Making up stupid words that ill never use or remember. Manchester. Dancing and eating at the same time. Road Trips in the *** mobile. What your wearing. Cherries. Gravy. Spending more money than i earn. Lying about learning to drive. Dream Aid aka a fine ched' before bed. Disco Rock. KandA Films! Roger. Getting my hands on a stuffed bird. Magner Mondays. The TMI show. Jelly Car! (slag wagon) Candy Car! (Squealer)Onion Rings. Haggis from the chip shop at 3 am. Stealing Tip trays. Stealing road signs. Stealing traffic cones and then having nothing to do with them. Having 18 sugars in my tea. Listening to songs wrote about me. Tuna Melts (made for me of course) Jagermeister! Enjoying my age. Being Filthy.
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour- One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid!

Music:

Music thats not serious and makes you want to dance! Gotta love your soul though!

Movies:

True romance, Amelie, wizard of Oz, Return To Oz, Arsenic and Old Lace, Shallow Grave, Beautiful creatures, Harry Potter (any and all!) Trainspotting, Death becomes her, Moulin Rouge, Romeo and Juliet, Strictly Ballroom, Gentlemen prefer Blondes,High Fidelity, Nightmare before Christmas, Dont tell mom the babysitters dead, frida, Willy Wonka..., Boondock saints, Quills, BRING IT ON, Mrs Doubtfire,Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, Back to the Future 2 & 3,Goodfella's, Mildred Mildew, CHOPPER, Howls moving castle, Finians Rainbow, The Lady disappears, Angels with Dirty Faces, Natural born killers, Gangs of New York, V for Vendetta............

Television:

Anythings good if your drunk enough. I miss Sabrina being on all the time on Nik.

Books:

Harry potter (each and every precious one) The wasp factory, the dice man, History books, books on countries, Any story by Saki, High fidelity...

Heroes:

My friend Kriss - who's been through it all, but came out the other side laughing about it, my friend Jodie - who always has a smile for me and of course my Mama - who does everything to make sure her girls are always happy.