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super fun beach party action.

so this weekend lizzie and i went to the beach. it was more fun than 16 cats in your pants. here's the pictures and videos. enjoy. temporary tattoo beach party!fuck traffic, but we make it fun.getting...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

brain droppings.

i could handle this, if my man ant would just give me a chance to splatter some antics across his canvases...so. ladies and gentlemen. its friday, august 18th, 2006. what the fuck is going down with y...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:04:00 PST

words from the brother.

Had a few things left to get up off of my chestlike I'm, facing the fact that I'm not, what my mom wantedonly gold plaque that I got, got the Qu'Ran on it.i fliped my eviction notice ov...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:25:00 PST

jailhouse rock.

yeah, i went to jail. shit happens. ok so first and foremost, everyone keeps asking me if i've learned something from going to jail. yeah, assclowns, DONT GO TO JAIL. avoid getting caught at whatever ...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:21:00 PST

oh how i love it.

dear diary,mood: apatheticmy life is spiraling downward. i couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs lik...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST

speed queen.

she listens to quote un-quote punk, but loves to fuck to calypso.self esteem grew when she upgraded from crank to crystal. irresistable when the buzz is on, and when the buzz is gone, shes always tryi...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

girls, girls, girls.

ok so everyone who knows me know my deal with atmosphere, or really just slug in general. blah blah blah whatever, but i've never heard anyone else write my life in songs, so eat a dick. for instance,...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:04:00 PST

astrology makes more sense than you would think.

SagittariusYou aren't happy unless you have a cause. Whether wiping out world hunger or fighting for more coconut doughnuts in the office snack box is immaterial, as long as you can unleash the force ...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:15:00 PST

wifebeater tans and male models.

so yeah, last thursday, we went on a lake excursion. i just got the pictures today however, so now i can post them. enjoy.     yes. i am the whitest man alive. no...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:49:00 PST

this is the man that i have to be.

Ayo, Dependin on the day, and dependin on what I ateI'm anywhere from 20 to 35 pounds over weightI got red eyes and one of them's lazyand they both squint when the sun shines so I look crazyI'm albino...
Posted by Extra Crispy on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:53:00 PST