I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Most people hate me at first because I'm so sarcastic and full of myself, but usually after a few times people love me. I have a gorgeous wife who is the best cook in the world, and best at some other things too 0:-). I have 3 awesome cats and a pug. I'm a momma's boy, and I'm O.K. with that, I don't know what I'll do if anything ever happened to her.
I can't stand stupid people, smelly people, and people that bitch about being fat and then value size their combo and order a diet coke thinking it balances it all out. I don't really care what people think about me, because what fun is life if you're constantly going around trying to impress everybody and not being yourself. Oh yeah, and I like beer.
