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FaKe_ YaRDiE_ WiTH_ 5_ KiDZ

JERIMIAH 29:11 HAS CONFIRMED MY DESTINY

About Me

First off I just wanna say I am lover NOT a fighter, I may look like a yardie with five kids but don't let da hairstyle fool ya......I noe I said dat I would never put my piture up but my bredrin forced me and das my story and I am stickin 2 it.............I see myself as a comedian I make people laugh and there ain't really no one like me coz I am RANDOM not every girl would go for guyz with burnt lipz I literally like concrete coloured lipz let it even be charcoal coloured LOL................like I said I'm random and I like certain tings dat no one else would really like for instance I am a strong Christian but I love Muslim bruddahs ya see it but yet I hate da religion I dunno wot it iz I jus like dat whole Bin Laden beard ting, and the whole rolling up my trouserz ting and I get excited wen dey be like 'Ay Ay Acki wotz gud'.............. YA GET ME U HAVE 2 BMD 'BLAQ MAN DEFINED' AND 2 GET DA DL ON DAT HOLLA AT ME newayz I am a clown and I am real and real recognises real ya figadeal me I will speak my mind I don't care and if you don't like it get over it, coz I am jus being myself........I like to be da SALT dat IRRITATES da WOUNDS ya see it I am on FIRE 4 CHRIST and I feel no way Get Your Own! | View SlideshowTINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA Click here to make Falling Objects TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA
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I am an Artiste'as well as a writer u ain't ready 4 my stories and those dat noe me no wa gwarn bout my stories so watch out for 'The Tale Of Chizelaquisha' it will be coming out soon das only if JESUS don't decide to come b4 den but still watch dis space...........................what else do I do ???? I can sing I can't dance BoYYYYYYY ask me to do dutty whine and I come out with log on das ow crap I am ..........I'm sorry but you can't be blessed with everything ya si me. LoLL I am also a hairdresser and to GOD be the glory 4 giving me dat talent but apart from dat I am useless at everything else.

I'd like to meet:

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HAVE YOU EVER...
Ran away: NEVER
Pictured your crush naked: can't due to religious reazonz LoLL
Skipped school: YeSSs
Broken someone's heart: DuNNo
Been in love: SoRT oF
Cried when someone died: YeSsS I cried blood, riverz, lakez and seaz
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yep
Broken a bone: No
Done something embarrassing: I'm a CLowN I have to embarras myself
Lied: YeSsS GOD forgive me
WHICH IS [BETTER]...
Sprite or 7UP: Both
Girls or Guys: Both
Flowers or Candy: Candy
Scruff or Clean shaved: Scruffy innit u gotta be greazy bout tingz i like beardz
Blondes or Brunetts: Ain't really bothered
Tall or Short: Tall
Pants or Shorts: Shortz
Night or Day: Day coz JoY cometh in da morning
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: Appearance and certain movementz
Worst Question For HIM to ask: If I give head R u DumB jus coz I got big lipz, U must be CRazY!!! Dat getz me MaD!!
Showered: NEVER I don't get dwn like dat
Stepped outside: Course
Had Sex: NEVER still a ViRGiN
ABOUT YOU...
Ever been Engaged/ Married: No
Your Good luck charm: My Bible
Person You Hate Most: The DEVIL
Best Thing That Has Happened: JESUS
Where did it go? HEAVEN
Picture on your desktop: ?
Color: ?
Movie: Poetic Justice (Brap Brap) LOLLL
Artist or band: I LuRvE KaNO
Cars: I ain't got one but I want a NaVY blue Reanault CLiO
Ice Cream: Any just as long as it has bare fat in it LoLL
Food: Jolof rice, Plantin etc
WHO...
Makes You Laugh The Most: WuSSuPz
Makes You Smile: GOD and my partnerz in crime
Can Make You Feel Better No Matter What: GOD
Has A Crush On You: Aint sayin no namez
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: YeSSss
Who Has It Easier?: It'z 50/50
Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Muslim bruddahz (NICE)!! LOLLLL
DO YOU EVER...
Sit By The Phone Waiting For A Phone Call All Night: Nope
Save AIM Conversations: Nope
Save E-mails: Nope
Wish You Were Someone Else: Nah I love being TiNa
Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex: No
Wear perfume: YeSSs Versace Blue Jeans
Kiss: Nope
Cuddle: I give dry hugz
Go Online For Longer Than Eight Hours At A Time: YeSS and I need 2 stop dat
HAVE YOU EVER....
Fallen For Your Best Friend?: Nope
Made Out With JUST A Friend?: Nope
Kissed Two People In The Same Day?: Nar das eXciTeMeNt
Had Sex With Two Different People In The Same Day? Nar das LoOsE
Been Rejected?: No
Been In Love?: Oh plz love don't live ere no more
Been In Lust?: ToO mUcH
Been Used?: Never
&..39;Dumped Someone?:' YeSs
Been Cheated On? Although i weren't with him it'z bate he still bangin hiz ex
Back Doored It?: WoT??
Done Something You Regret?:
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You Touched?: My Playstation and I also beat my sister
You Talked To?: My CO - D
You Hugged?: Ain't sayin no namez
You Instant Messaged?: No one
You Kissed?: My couzin'z cheekz
You Yelled At?: My brother
You Dreamed About?: I didn't dream last nite
Who Broke Your Heart?: Ain't sayin no namez
Who Told You They Loved You?: One bruddah hiz personality woz BooM but he woz not NICE!!
DO YOU...
Color Your Hair? I tried it once and dat woz it
Have Tattoos? NEVER GOD FORBID
Have Piercings?: Only on my earz
Boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope I'm a single blaq female it'z nutin coz no one iz really cutting it for me
Get stressed?: On a ReGz
Have secrets?: Not really
Want to finish this survey?: Why not

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Music:

STRICTLY...... Gospel but I love classics like Sade 'Your love Is King'and 'smooth Operator ,'Feel no pain'u don'tt make tunez like dat ,I also like the Commodores...I basically dem old time jams on Vault and VH1 das all I be watching bun MTV Base and Kiss and all dem R 'N' B nonscence channels u lot dun noe about Aerosmith and Linkin Park...LoL Don't get me wrong I still love off my Quiet Storm and Swing jams u noe Keith Sweat,SWV,Jade,Salt 'n' Pepa,Total and Xscape etc But I love of my backstreet boys no one can tell me dat their their tunes are not big LoLLLLLLLLLLLL I noe u must tink I'm mad but das wot I like you ain't ready for me I noe every old skool ballad all dem oldies after all I listen to is Heart FM.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com I so had 2 put video on ere for all dem stupid gyalz out dere IF UR MAN HIT U LEAVE HIM:
Get this video and more at MySpace.comI LURVE DIZ SONG .. width="425" height="350" .. I love da 90's .. width="425" height="350" .. Dis where get my inspiration for my story.. width="425" height="350" ..Da marvellous Sade once again.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

I love my Black films who dosen't from Crooklyn to Boyz in da Hood, Diary of a mad black woman dat film iz big,Get on the bus,basically every film made by either Spike Lee or John Singleton. Book of love bad man fim,waiting to exhale, Set it off, Sister Act 1 + 2 The Preachers Wife, Blade, Menace to Society,Thin line between love and hate, Beloved, I can go on but my favourite film of all time is Poetic Justice BRAP BRAP doze were da dayz I used to love Janet I loved Speed but only coz I love off Keanu Reeves u don't be white and still be man dem about the situation, Al Pacino's Scarface izza classic and da Godfather 1+2 I dn't mind horror films... I like black comedies same way but I if it weren't 4 dumb films like Naked Gun, Hotshot and Mafia I don't noe where I would be just any film dat can make me laugh I do not mind..... I am a big fan of disney Pixar films.....I also enjoy my Psycological Thrillaz dem films dat mess up ur head and they don't end happily an das basically it.

Television:

TeLIEvision u mean I love Ricki lake and Jeremy Kyle and all my GOD channels.... I watchin Takeshi's Castle LoL da jokes dat gives me I watch the old skool Crystal Mase on challenge or Trouble and Discovery coz I love documentries I sometimes watch MTV or Base. But wen I ain't got digital I watch Channel U...u can mostly catch me watching Reality TV or Tracey Beaker on Cbeebies and i blame my suster coz she got me watchin it

Books:

FIRST AND FOREMOST MY STRENGTH THE BIBLE THE ONLY WEAPON WHICH HAS BEEN LEFT FOR US WHO ARE IN THE BODY OF CHRIST TO CONQUEOUR THE PLAN OF THE ENEMY THAT IS MY MOST PRIZED POSSESION I DON'T NEED MONEY, OR NOTING MATERIALISTIC WHEN I HAVE DAT COZ WHEN THE RAPTURE COMES NONE OF DAT CRAP WILL GET ME TO HEAVEN IT IS THE WORD AND THE DEVIL IS A BLOODY LIAR IF HE SAYIN DAT IT AIN'T THE WAY EVERYTING YOU NEED IS IN THE WORD WHICH IS THE BIBLE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO UNDERSTAND AND DRAW CLOSER TO THE MOST HIGH JEHOVAH JIRAH, JEHOVAH NISSAN SO TO ALL MY BROTHERS N SISTERS IN CHRIST DO NOT EVER FORSAKE THE GIFT GIVEN TO YOU UPON THE LAYING OF HANDS OH DO NOT GET ME STARTED LET ME STOP WE AIN'T GOING THERE 2DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

MY SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST COZ WOT MAN ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH COULD EVER CARRY DAT BURDEN TO SAVE NOT ONLY MY LIFE BUT THE LIFE OF OTHERS OH I GIVE U ALL THE GLORY AND ALL ADORATION IN MY LIFE JESUS YOU DIED FOR ME HELP ME TO INCREASES MY FAITH SO THAT I CAN WIN SOULS FOR YOU GIVE THE STRENGTH AND WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING BECASUE IF YOU ARE FOR ME WHO CAN BE AGAINST ME YA SEE IT TO ALL DEM GUYS AND GALS OUT THERE WHO DON'T NOE BOUT JESUS YA BESS NOE COZ HE LOVES YOU MORE DAN THE WORD LOVE YOURSELF HE IS THE BEST TING THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO YOU SO I BEG IN THE NAME OF JESUS ASK HIM TO BE YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOUR AND ACCEPT HIM INTO YOUR LIVES.
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