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effe pantalones

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i chew the inside of my lip when i'm nervous, which is often and i never know what to do with my hands (so i wave them frantically about as i talk in order to make them appear occupied). i'm a world class procrastinator and full of stories. contrary to what my face might have you believe, i'm nice.

My Interests

bike rides, cilantro, bodies, tall tales, my mustache, vast open spaces, vegetables, dirty sweaters, rhymes, the warmer climates, bare feet, tempe, writing, snapshots, freckles, the wrinkles i'm working on getting, lists, music, fibers, spooks, western towns, deliberate misuse of punctuation, and a lot of other things.

I'd like to meet:

the fabulously well to do.

Music:

the blow, discount, ladytron, jeff buckley, dirty on purpose, the replacements, screaming females, 90s alternative radio hits, the others, casiotone, and other stuff.

Movies:

all zombies all the time.

Books:

carlos castaneda

Heroes:

you know who you are

My Blog

there, there.

i find myself filled with a sleepiness.  there is a part of me that longs to crawl into bed and pull the covers over myself, to turn on the fan that blocks out the noise of day.  to draw the...
Posted by effe pantalones on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:03:00 PST

nobody even has an excuse to get naked anymore.

i’m just doing a little missing is all.  i miss substance of the air, the stifling thickness of it.  the call of a million trillion birds early in the morning, especially the little gr...
Posted by effe pantalones on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:52:00 PST

walk the line

hello, hello.  spring is here...supposedly.  it’s been a long year, a long winter.  2007 was the year of extremes.  some of the worst and best things happened but once again,...
Posted by effe pantalones on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:22:00 PST

how do you say good night to an answering machine.

fancy meeting you here.  no pun intended.  i haven't been to this place in a while, hey?  i'm awake, that's all.  i'm awake and my mind's reeling.  my lovely fiance is asleep ...
Posted by effe pantalones on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:17:00 PST

dear bicycle, you and the little mermaid can go fuck yourselves.

once upon a time i had a bike with a flat tire.  i had tire levers, i had a patching kit, i had ambition.  i was going to change that tire and ride that bike to work the next day at any cost...
Posted by effe pantalones on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

dpns and other tools of destruction.

i just can't effen believe that it's june already.  let's see if i have anything insightful to say about it.  uh, nope.  in fact, i'm utterly without poignancy at the moment.  in i...
Posted by effe pantalones on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.

"The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. A...
Posted by effe pantalones on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

dirty jeans and other dreams.

two weeks from today i will be free.  this should motivate me.  it should, as they say, light a fire under my ass.  i should, perhaps, be slightly terrified about whether or not everyth...
Posted by effe pantalones on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better.

thunderstorms are a-brewin', i'm a-procrastinatin'. i have a date with iran circa 1953. there will be coups d'état and leftover chinese food. i know, you're sad you can't make it. no hard feelings...
Posted by effe pantalones on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

what i wouldn't do for a sharp stick

i. fucking. suck. at. life.  EverythingIsEverywhere.  i am surrounded by stacks of paper.  no, my use of the word "stacks" implies some level of organization.  that would be a lie....
Posted by effe pantalones on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST