The US Mexican Border is the craziest place on earth |
I just got back from a couple days at an amazing villa in Baja Mexico, so beautiful.... But holy crap was the border ever the craziest place I've ever been! Going down you don't even have to stop, you...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The End of an ERA, begining of.....???? |
Well, my retail "career" has come to an end. Thanks for all the good times, hopefully we never meet again, but who can say what the future holds.... Right now some much needed mental health time is i...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Some words of wisdom courtesy of Ephka and Fernando Pessoa |
My destiny, which has pursued me like a malevolent creature, is to be able to desire only what I know I'll never get. If I see the nubile figure of a girl in the street and imagine for the slightest m...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My friend went to Fez and all I got was....... this awesome fez! |
A good friend of mine went to Fez Morrocco as part of her "reading break" tour of the world, and purchased for me, a fez. Incase you don't know what a "fez" is you can check it out in all it's glory i...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My whole life DIDN'T flash before my eyes! |
So I didn't see my life flash before my eyes today, I did foresee it coming to an end rather quickly though. I was driving to work, stopped at an intersection, when the light turned green for me to go...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
BUSH TITS!!!??? |
So I'm eating lunch with my mom, and there's all these teeny little birds all over this tree. My mom says "look, it's a tree full of bush tits" I was like "what, did you just say?" and she says, "Thos...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Deep down I always knew the truth! |
What Age Do You Act?
You Are 13 Years Old
13
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at hea...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
"When shit brings you down, just say "fuck it", and eat yourself some motherfucking candy." |
Oh man, my friend lent me her collection of David Sedaris books, and I have to say that he writes some of the funniest short stories I've ever read. If you ever get a chance you should read "Me talk p...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cranberry Juice in the hizzouse |
Somehow last night I managed to drop somewhere in the neighbourhood of thirty dollars on cranberry and soda. I learned that the cactus club restaurant in Yaletown makes really shitty cran and sodas, y...
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Today I fell off the top of an eight foot ladder. |
Yes that's right I fell off the ladder at work stretching for some boxes. My lightning fast reflexes and alot of soft boxes kept me from certain death.
Posted by Hello, Paul! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
