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About Me

4 Dudes & your mother...
The essential ingredients that make up the insane aural assault of The Amazing Arse Clowns. Hailing from the eternal land of Bringmul, they have been playing/performing together for over 5 years- Going from Rags to less tattered Rags in the process. Fusing the frenzied fretwork of Fairbairno and Grommell with the electric drum-mania of Gleese-Lightning (now also starring wunderkind Guitar killer Grillz), together they have mastered the secrets of reality using blues scales and blast beats.
Playing a variety of Rock/Punk/Metal/Doom/Circus tunes, they forge unique sounds from their Collective Arse, drawing inspirations from oldschool Horror, mythology, Science Fiction and a dirty black bong. Their live shows are an anomoly of the modern scene- Due to the insane nature of the music the Clowns are forced to wear protective suits and fake arses to shield themselves from the intense Rock Fury.
No one else is safe...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/10/2006
Band Website: Your looking at it
Band Members: FAIRBAIRNO:Vocals B-ass GROMMELL:Guitarse GLEESON:Drums GRILLZ:Guitarse
Influences: All True Heavy metal/rock, Black Sabbath, Slayer, SYL, Alice Cooper, RATM, Cryptopsy, Tool, SOAD, Gunners, Psycroptic, Faith No More, Patton, Pantera, ACDC, Prince, Chilli Peppers, Rob Zombie, Screaming Jets, GWAR, Weed, Star Wars, Mexico, The Circus, All Porno, Vincent Price, Peter Cushing, True Horror, MAD, Spy vs Spy, Devils Rejects, (Butt) Pirates, Swords, Meat hooks, Hoes, tits, explosions, World Domination, Sodomy, Chairman Kaga, Zombies, Anything 'of the dead', Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Mulbring, UFOs, Monkeys, NES, Legend of Zelda, SMB, Goldeneye, Kryon, Clowns, Rum, Beer, Rodney Rude, Bill Hicks, Mr Methane, Pacino, DeNiro, Mortal Kombat, Far Side, End of the world and your mothers vulva.
Sounds Like: Exactly like the Veronicas except with gonorrhea and chainsaws
Record Label: Deep Probe Prod.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Oh no, not the NWO

Merry Christmas sodomites. I'm sure Jesus would be very proud to have reached 2006 years old. Word is he still pulls chicks like we pull cones, which is cosmically unfathomable and probably not truth....
Posted by Arse Clown on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST

What Smells Funny?

THE FUCKIN ARSE CLOWNS!!Cominatcha in stereo bitches!!Killer gig last Friday at the lucky, Pestlient, State of Mind & Monster Within all kicking major ass alongside the Almighty Arse. Socks were b...
Posted by Arse Clown on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST

Chun Wookie

Oh hello, didnt see you come in. Please, sit down, we have much to discuss.The Lucky gig kicked arse. Im talking king kong monkey arse. A dude approached us at the end of our set and said that his dic...
Posted by Arse Clown on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

Are dead kids covered by insurance

Greetings all!We here at Arse HQ feel its time to up-date you all, so spread em.With any luck the new Mp3s will be availiable on the site. They were uploaded Sunday night and its about Thursday now an...
Posted by Arse Clown on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST

You Blithering Fool

You've happened upon the nefarious cyber lair of THE AMAZING ARSE CLOWNS. You know what this means dont you? Thats right, bend over...So we decided to get one of these myspace things. It will no doubt...
Posted by Arse Clown on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:37:00 PST