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I am an open book and down for just about anything. I tend to be rather wild and you can bet that whatever it is I am doing at any given moment, I am having fun. That being said, there is another side to me that can perhaps be rather scary. I can at times (most of the time) have a HOT temper and I do not put up with b/s or stupid people. Who has time for b/s and stupid people? I am VERY straight forward and I have no problem what-so-ever telling it just like it is. I tend to be a little bit moody sometimes, but yet I can also be a wee, teeny, tiny, bit sensitive. For the most part I am kinda sorta, perhaps maybe a sweet girl. I have a BIG (giant) heart, but I do NOT wear it on my sleeve. One has to be most exceptional to even come close to my heart. I am a giver not a taker to those I love and or care about. I am very independent and strong. I have experienced enough through my short time here on Earth to know that life is just not long enough. I made myself a vow in May of 2006 (my best friend passed away then suddenly at the age of 27) that I would live it up while I still could. Her and I shared the best of times and I am keeping her memory alive and well. R.I.P Shannon Mooney Shelby. My two boys mean more to me than anything in this world and besides God, they come first. I adore my husband Scott. He is my rock as well as my soul mate. He was my first love, my only love, and my last love. My parents are cool. I kinda dig em. I have a Daddy and a Father. I am closest to my Daddy. He is my heart. Always there 4 me when I need him to be & even when I do not. I LOVE my brothers and sisters. (I have a total of 6) I am closest to my sissy Michelle. She is my twin only a bit younger. I adore my Father, "Papa". He is a special soul that only a daughter could love. I love my crazy friends (esp. my Tabby and my PCP) (& I like to make new ones). Life is short, laugh hard. "I have many leather bound books, I like to drink scotch, and I also enjoy a nice pair of slacks." Oh and FYI... In a previous life I was a race car passenger driver. Just thought I would share. I blog regularly and as you can tell I write about odd things and things I ponder deeply on (which are basically odd). I am a freak and a weirdo. Many think I smoke crack on a regular basis, but this is simply not the case. I lost my pipe many moons ago. Let me know if you stumble upon it k?
People that share the same views of life that me and Dane Cook do. Life is short, laugh hard. :Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.Your whole life there's always been that one creepy weird person somewhere in your life.There's always that guy on the team too... he was a last minute replacement. he's not part of the original gang, but one of the other guy's vouches for him. "No no dude trust me, this guy is cool. He's solid and he's cool." ... But he's not cool, is he? He doesn't really say anything ever, right? He just stands there and looks cool and then at one point he might be like "Let's kill these bitches."Remember the movie where this girl was babysitting and the guy kept calling up the house with that voice and he would go "Have you checked the children?" It's called "When A Stranger Calls" and that movie was terrifying. And this girl kept picking up the phone and she was terrified but she'd be like "Hello?" "Have you checked the chiiildren?" If that were me I would have been like "Fuck the children, my shift is officially over!" If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back. If somebody calls and was like "have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!"That Animal Channel is crazy. Then that little fuckin' Australian dude comes out. He's always yelling at the camera, "Hello... come on follow me, let's go. Come on, let's go on an adventure!" I'm in my living room putting my pants on "I'm coming! Where are my keys? I gotta pick this guy up. WHAT LAGOON ARE YOU IN?" That dude's nuts.You remember Nestle's Quik? You know the powder, you'd put it in your milk and you'd stir it for like THIRTY minutes and no matter how HARD you fuckin... there was still chunks of powdery magma that would float up and explode in your eye while you're trying to drink. Take a sip, "AGH! Goddamn sand missile just blew up in my eye! The movie DUNE is in my chocolatey drink. I don't like when the movie Dune is my drink. Crazy. When I was like 5 or 6 years old I took the powder and I snorted it. I had heard about Speed so I thought speed, quick there was some kind of connection. connection. So then I would have fucked up dreams because I was all hopped up on the Q, as we called it on the streets. I'd be on my bigwheel all strung out. What am I doing with my fucking life, man. Yeah I'll play kickball tomorrow. tomorrow. I can't kick the ball today.And I'll tell you what dream really scared me when I was a little kid. That would totally completely give me nightmares. The Kool-aid comercials, Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? Where that big, talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room? You wouldn't even know, he'd come like, KSHHRRPH!! "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" And the little kids were all excited, "Yes, yes!" and then they would drink out of him, after debris fell in his open, dumb head. He would pour himself, "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that! I don't like when juice wears tights! It's a horrible combination... a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me, I'd be like, "No no no, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here." You stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fucking cool. using the FRONT DOOR is what's cool. Don't touch me, you drink. Don't touch me, you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will go down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch. You glass bastard.
SCARFACE, GOODFELLAS, HEAT, HELLS KITCHEN, WOLF CREEK, HIGH TENSION, SAW I & II, CASINO, GODFATHER SERIES, PULP FICTION, WHITE CHICKS, VAN WILDER, WAITING, OFFICE SPACE, FOOTLOOSE (RIP IN CHRIS PENN), THE BREAKFAST CLUB, GOONIES, EMPIRE RECORDS, THE BLADE SERIES, HARRY POTTER SERIES, LORD OF THE RINGS SERIES, RESERVOIR DOGS, GANGS OF NEW YORK, ANCHORMAN, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, DAZED & CONFUSED, PRETTY IN PINK, JACKIE BROWN, BENNY & JUNE, FRIENDS WITH MONEY, JAR HEADS, DERAILED, THE SENTINAL.../a
Myth Busters, The Family Guy, Cops, Law & Order, Deadliest Catch, The 1st 48 Hours, That 70's Show, Chappelle, Family Plots, Sopranos, Big Love (yeah I know.... I got hooked though!), Nip Tuck, 6 Feet Under, Earl, The Office, Entourage, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Driving Force, & Dirtiest Jobs.
Anything Anne Rice, Gregory Maguire, James Patterson, Patricia Cornwell, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Nora Roberts, or John Grisham. Reading anything good? Holla at yo girl & lemme know. I am always down for a great book.
Although you see the world different than me, Sometimes I can touch upon the wonders that you see. And all the new colors and pictures you've designed, Oh yes, sweet darling, so glad you are a child of mine. You don't need directions, you know which way to go, And I don't want to hold you back, I just want to watch you grow. You're the one who taught me you don't have to look behind. Oh yes, sweet darling, so glad you are a child of mine. Nobody's gonna kill your dreams Or tell you how to live your life. There'll always be people who make it hard for a while, But you'll change their heads when they see you smile. The times you were born in may not have been the best, But you can make the times to come better than the rest. I know you will be honest if you can't always be kind, Oh yes, sweet darling, so glad you are a child of mine.