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Detective Mel

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I love this man

And this man

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I'd like to meet:


The 'Mind The Gap' recording man from the London Underground.

These two:

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Table for Seven

You are throwing a little dinner party at your place; you are allowed to invite six people from any era, living, dead, real or fictional. Who would you invite, and why? How would they interact with ea...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:24:00 GMT

Arm Joe (aka Why I Love The Japanese)

I love this. It's like Tekken meets Victor Hugo. "A man called Takase made the game in the late 1990s. It features all the main characters from Les Miserables, plus a Robot replica of Valjean, a perso...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:15:00 GMT

new forms of expression

I'm having a hard time convincing somebody to come see Slow-The-Plow with me.I don't even know what it's about.But... Jeff Goldblum! Since 'Raines' got cancelled I have been wondering what h...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Bwa-ha-ha

So wrong.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Things that make me giggle at 4:43 AM

"This book is doomed. I'm having too much fun on it." - Keith Giffen. Hah! Truer words, and that. But, actually, Giffen is a little bit of an arrogant twat. I honestly had not noticed this before.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:44:00 GMT

I think about life and I think about death; and neither one particularly appeals to me

It's 12am and I'm obviously avoiding these 1,500 words I should have done by tomorrow (or technically by today??) but I just can't stop thinking that I don't want to do this. And not just right n...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:17:00 GMT

Unacceptable in Toronto

Many weeks ago I had this dream that I was at a dinner party. I don't know who else was there, but I was sat opposite Sandra Oh. I informed her that I didn't much care for 'Grey's Anatomy'. I don't kn...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:48:00 GMT

Patience is a virtue I lack

I'm starting to get sick of waiting for Twitch City. I really am. I ordered it the day it came out  where is it?? I'm beginning to hate amazon. Everybody else seems to have it already (whine, whine, ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:20:00 GMT

Bands on MySpace...

... Please. Stop trying to add me. No, I won't listen to your music. Go away. Does it make it better if you send me a message, too? Does it make me feel special or appreciated? No. Just piss off.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:12:00 GMT

Life's just fucking nuts, isn't it?

Wow. Twitch City is out soon, I'm excited. I might finally get to see the second series. This is newsworthy stuff and said series must be full of special leprechaun magic, because for the life of me I...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:36:00 GMT