this is not the actual myspace of Matt Kuipers, its a fan myspace of the most awsome guy who ever existed! Matt Kuipers is so awsome, he went back in time and stoped the nazis from takeing over poland and then became king of poland and was single handedly the responable for poland being the kick ass place it is today. then he became his own great grandfather and his blood line runs through today.
Also he is so awsome that one day he called the cops on a crack house across the street from his place, not 'cause it was the right thing to do, but 'cause he was jelyous of all the money they were makeing, 'cause hes Matt Kuipers bitch.
Matt Kuipers is now liveing in new jersey, no wait hes the king of new jersey and he totaly rock out all the time on his guitar and then fights crime.
his goals include, becomeing president, being the most awsomely awsome guy who exist ever, going over to afganistan and rocking so hard that Osama comes running out of his cave crying, and becomeing Hokaga of the rock and roll ninja clan.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Matt Kuipers would like to meet the guys from metallica even thought they arent half as awsome as him.
