. . .SUP WIT IT MYSPAC3 THIS YA B0I QU3S3 . . .
W3LL F0R START3RS [ I'M M3 KUZ THAT'S TH3 ONLY WAY I KN0 H0W T0 B3 ]. I'M A LIL SH0RTI [ TH0UGH I LIK3 T0 SAY I'M H3LLA TALL ] I STAND 5'5 MAYB3 5'6. HMMM I'M A KARM3L KOMPL3XI0N [ wutcha think ? ]. I HAV3 KL3AN STR8 WHIT3 T33TH, [ we don't do the chain saws " BLACK AND DECKERS " that sho aint the kode ]. I G0T B0DY, Y3S D0ING TH3M SIT UPS PAID 0FF [ WANNA THANX DANC3 CLASS F0R THAT ].
SP3AKIN 0F DANCING . . . I STAY DANCING! I B3LI3V3 THAT I LIV3 T0 DANC3, TH3R3 IS N0T A DAY WH3N I'M N0T DANCIN. HMM WUT TYP3 0F DANC3 I D0 . . W3LL T0 SUM IT UP, I'M A V3RSATIL3 DANC3R. M3ANING I CAN ADAPT T0 ANY STYL3 0F DANC3. YA B0I G0T SKILLZ. I LIK3 T0 BATTL3 F0LKS AT TH3 KLUBS . . I'M ALS0 IN A DANC3 TR0UP3 . .
0H MY . . . H0W KAN I 4G3T . . . B3Y0NC3 IS MY WIF3. W3 B33N MARRI3D F0R A WHIL3, SH3 IS MY PRID3 AND J0Y! [ I L0V3 Y0U B3Y0NC3 ] !
I'M F0CUS . . . I JUS FINISH3D MY FIRST Y3AR 0F C0LL3G3 . . MY MAJ0R IS P0LITICAL SCI3NC3, I WANNA B3 A LAWY3R . . . ALS0 I HAV3 A J0B . I'M N0 LAZY ASS P3RS0N . . DUH, WUT TH3 FUCK I L00K LIK3 . . ?
LASTLY, I'M N0T FULL 0F BULL SHIT . . KAN'T STAND F0LKS WH0 LI3 AB0UT SHIT, JUS B3 R3AL WITH M3! I D0N'T LIK3 FAK3 ASS P30PL3 ! IF Y0U AIN'T R3AL WITH YA S3LF " D0N'T H0LLA AT M3 "!
I GU3SS THAT'S AB0UT IT WITH M3!