the unbelievable truth |
"I know what you need.""Excuse me?" "You need a woman.""Oh?" "That girl's crazy.""I know, but I like her.""She's leaving town.""So I've heard.""So come on, whaddya say? I know what you need.""Excuse ...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST |
running and stumbling naked with laughter from concrete and fences rules and pretending |
These are things I have written on paper.Boom Boom and the Recipes for Disaster (potential fake band name)illustrators:-demetrios psillos-tifenn python-aya kakeda-tim tomkinson-michael loterno-yuko hi...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a day in the nature |
Umm, so we never saw the alligator. But I did get my foot stuck in mud. A few tires were stuck in the mud, and some beer cans.When nature goes wrong:a. dead chickens covered with flies hang out on th...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
verdier |
I found this on nastystart.org. I want one SO BAD...one day.
go here:
http://www.verdier.ca/
and watch the quicktime movie.
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
QWERTYUIOP[\'LKJHGFDSAzxcvbnm |
in the night time cloudy sky two flying men glided by. the one they passed perched on a box said "I am the wind rebel"and would be wire rebels are too tight to be like theplastic wrapped bricks and li...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ape eparts |
"sometimes you forget that you need to relax for awhile when you get off work. just put the papers away, put on some barbara striesand and sit back"
so said an older black man in my dream last nig...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
rose |
"i'm not a pothead or anything, not that i condone that. but sometimes it just helps me get through the rough times and i know it's bad to escape from reality but....there's little froggies out here. ...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
chill out |
Tonight we had a panty party and in the car we listened to the radio and "i'm every woman" came on. It was the only appropriate song. Then we went to Victoria's Secret to pick out our free underwears...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
prs |
Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 66% Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 82% Antisocial |||||||||||| 50% Borderline |||||||||||...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
no matter |
I am cleaning out my iTunes library which currently contains 5 gigabytes of songs and noises. I am trying to decide how I feel about the Swirlies and the Starlight Mints. A trifle annoying, but I li...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
