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Hiya! I'm Josh I just got my own space so I intend to tell you a bit about myself. First off my favourite singer ever is Weird Al, I love video games, watching TV and listening to Weird Al songs. I am also a fan of Wario, he is my favourite Nintendo character. I also like some Crash Test Dummies stuffWell I've decided to add a lil more in here for y'all to read. This was my decision entirely, I wasn't told to make my profile look better by anyone at all this was entirely MY DECISION!! I don't really know what else to put here so let's see, I always wear hawaiian shirts, I'm flexible, I can stick my legs behind my head and I like to rewrite songs.
Have you ever? Totally Random!
Peed on the side of the road?: Nope.
Gotten drunk & gave out your #?: I don't now nor shall I ever drink....so, no.
Had feelings for a friend?: Yeah, turned out pretty well =D
Been COMPLETELY honest with your bf/gf?: Yes indeedy.
Been faithfull?: Yes indeedy.
Returned found money?: Alas, haven't found any...
Skipped paying bills to buy something fun?: Hehe, that is so something I would do =D
Been to a adult store?: Nope.
Have you spent more than 100.00 at one time there?: Nope.
Kissed random people?: Nope.
Been guilty of any crimes?: Nope.
Gotten a ticket?: I got a plane ticket ^_^
Downloaded music illegally?: Yes...
Pretended to be asleep to get out of sex?: o.o If there's anyone out there who said yes to this question they must be nuttier than me.
Bought a vehicle in the last year?: Nope.
Walked out of a job in the middle of your shift?: Nope.
Used your assets to get what you wanted?: Nope.
Had sex for money?: Nope.
Gave anyone the middle finger lately?: Nope.
Cussed anyone out?: Nope. Haven't cussed anyone in either.
Eatin off the floor?: Nope.
Fooled around with someone who had a bf/gf?: Nope.
If you did the above...would you tell their bf/gf on them?: Maybe.
Told any secrets that you shouldn't have?: Nope.
Lied to a friend?: Nope.
Stole something?: Nope.
Registered on a website to get laid?: o.o Nope.
Ever peed your pants?: Nope.
Had sex in the rain?: Nope....interesting proposition though...
Kisses someone of the same sex?: Nope.
Flashed people to get free beer?: No, and I don't plan to do it to drink beer...maybe just in general =D
Bought cigarettes for someone under 18?: No, I'd never want that on my consciense.
Bought alcohol for someone under 21?: Nope, wouldn't want that on my consciense either.
Been in a fist fight?: Yes indeedy.
Done drugs?: Nope.
Pulled pranks on people?: Plenty =D...can't remember them though :(
Snuck out to see someone?: Nope.
Lived in more than 2 states?: Not yet.
Liked someone who was alot older than you?: Nope.
Liked someone who was alot younger than you?: Nope.
Had children out of wedlock?: o.o I don't even know what that means but I don't have kids so no anyway.
Tried to out run the cops?: Nope.
Been arrested?: Nope.
Made out with someone to get back at someone else?: Nope.
Fallen for someone you know you can't have?: Nope.
Thought that you could steal your crush away from their bf/gf?: Nope.
Done things that you would not even tell your best friend?: Nope.
Had sex in a car?: No but another interesting proposition...
Had sex outdoors?: Yet another inresting proposition...no though.
In the rain?: I think you already asked this one.
Vandalized an ex's personal belongings?: Nope.
Tried to trick your bf/gf to see if they would cheat?: Nope.
Been in a accident?: Nope.
Broken any bones?: I don't think many of my bones could break =D
Had plastic surgery?: *shifty eyes*
Danced naked for your bf/gf?: Not yet...*shifty eyes again*
Talked trash about one of your friends behind their back?: Nope, not my style.
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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: Nope ^_^
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Lover
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Rejection, very corny I know but there it is.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Hell yeah! Countless hours I spent making nothing.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Its really really lame...wow, it IS just like real life.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yes, yes I do.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: I'm often told I was ^_^
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: I wouldn't know =D
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Grey -_-
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Yes, yes I do.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: NO!
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Not really secret, I can put my legs behind my head and do other such things.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Anywhere Wendy is.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: The sad thing is that I dont' even know..
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: No, no I have not.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: I'll give a darn when most people nowadays give a darn about bad things, when they happen.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 27
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: We may never know.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Yes.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: 0_0 *backs away slowly*
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: To each his own.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Yes =D
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: I suppose so.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Nothing =D
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": Few hours ago when Wendy was leaving.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Yes my dear, Tupac is all around us, in the sky, in the air, in the sea...in your liquor cabnet.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Nah.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Sunny side up.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Only dumb ones.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: I have no idea but one day, I swear, one day I will find out!
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 11:35PM
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Josh....original yet effective.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Nah.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: Few days ago.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Depends on what I'm goin' for.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: As real as a government system for the people.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: Depends on how dark it is and where I am.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Not having anything to be addicted to.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Creamy ^_^
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Yes, yes I have. Oh the joy..
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Once.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Yes, yes it is.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Nope, my feet are naked.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: Nope.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Hazel.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Can't remember.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Sure.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: John Hodgman's, he dad man.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: Not that I know of..
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: No...
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Nope.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Heck no.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: Every now and then.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: Nope.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: In a young girl's heart *dances* ...gah! I mean, no, not at all...
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: I'm a cat person so that's a lil iffy =D
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: I believe in anything that's real so yes.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: No :(
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: I have no idea
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: A Rollup of some kind.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Well....heh...next question!
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Does my girlfriend count?
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Way too many to choose.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: Nope.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: They Might Be Giants.
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Basic Info
Name: Josh
Birthday: August 31 1990
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Hazely
Heigth: 5''8
Shoe Size: 9
Current
Clothing: Blue Hawiian shirt, long black pants
Shoes: Black shoes.
Hair Do: Bed-head-shiek
Make-Up: None that you can see *shifty eyes*
Jewerly: None
Season: Winter
Location: Australia
Whats your...
Favorite Dtink: Coca Cola
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Sport to Play: Swimming
Favorite Sport to watch: N/A
Favorite Baseball team: N/A
Favorite Basketball team: N/A
Favorite Football team: N/A
Favorite Hocky team: N/A
Favorite Color/s: Blue
Favorite Number/s: 27
Favorite Animal/s: Cats
Favorite Candy: Gobstoppers
Favorite Clothing Store/s: N/A
Favorite Color/s to were: Blue+Black
Clothing Style: Hawiian shirt, long pants.
Zodic Sign: Virgo
Ethnity: ....eh?
Messenger: [email protected] ....
Most Missd Memory: I forget....
Best Physical feature: Flexibility
Over Used Phrase: Bah!
First Thought Waking Up: What time is it?
Fears: Rejection, spiders, Aunty Lorna
Weakness: Sensitivity as much as I hate to admit it -_-
Longest Relationship: Lil under three months
Favorite song/s: Afternoons And Coffeespoons, They'll Need A Crane, Headline News
Favorite aritist or band: Crash Test Dummies, Weird Al
Favorite T.V show: Malcolm In The Middle
Raido station: Don't listen to radio
Favorite Internet Site: gaiaonline.com
Have you ever...
Smoked: Nope
Drank: Nope
Been Kissed: Nope
Been In Love: Nope
Ate Shusi: Nope
Been To Disney Land or World: Nope
Been To The Beach: Yep
Been Out Of Country: Nope
Prank Called Someone: Nope
TP Somebodys House: Nope
Been To The Movies: Yep
Dyed Your Hair: Nope
Shop Lifited: Nope
Played An Instrument: Depends what you mean by play...
Said: Yes, I have said.
Had your cell taken away: Nope
Been grounded: Yep
Did something you were told not to do: Yep
Made stright A's: Nope
Stayed up all night & day: Nope
Been to a concert: Yep
Went camping: Yep
Went to a camp: Yep
Sat on Sants lap: Yep
Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours to one person: Nope, not enough credit
Fell asleep on the phone: Nope
Fell out of you chair: Nope
Ate a lemon slice without flinching: Nope
In a Guy or Girl
Favorite eye color: Brown
Faviorite hair color: Brown of some kind
Hair length: Longer than mine
Weight: Doesn't matter
Love or Money: Love
Looks Or Personality: Personality
Clothing style: Any that doesn't suck
This or That
On Valentines day would you rather get Flower or Choclates: Flower
Christmas or Halloween: Christmas
Micky D's or Burger king: Burger King
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Black or White: Black
Camping or Hotel: Hotel
Water or Faloverd Water: Water
California or Florida: Florida
Cellphone or Ipod: Cellphone
Bottle, can, or Fountain: Can
Stars or Hearts: Hearts
Paris or Nicole: Neither
Day or Night: Day
Pencil or Pen: Pen
Random
Favorite Flower: Rose
Democrat, Republican, or Pro Choice: ...
Do you want to go to collage: Not really
If so where: ...
What would you like to be when you get older: Preschool teacher
Do you have a bed time: Yes
Do you were contacts: No
Glasses: Yes
Do you like your hand writing: No
Do you have any pets: Yes
What country/s would you like to visit: Australia
Whats your favorite kind of music: Alternate Rock
Friends
Best: Wendy
Loudest: Oooh, too tough
Craziest: William
Depressed: Louise
Funniest: Wendy
Allways can cheer you up: Wendy
Best car: Dunno
Best house: Dunno
Nicest: Wendy
Shyest: Tough one again
Smartest: Wendy
Newest: Suru
Most likely to be a singer: Too tough again
A cop: *shrugs*
A doctor: *shudders*
Famous: Dunno
A vet: I don't know!
Best clothing style: Check them out for yourself!
Oddest: I'll get you while you sleep
Allways happy: Evelyn
Most blonde: Jess
Most insparational: Evelyn
Move to New York & become a BIG TIME person: Uh, Fee just cause
Be in the TIME magazine: I don't know, I don't read it
A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader: o_o
Most talk-a-tive: Evelyn
7 things you hate
1: Mean people
2: Cruel people
3: Heavy metal
4: People who play heavy metal when I'm around
5: The person who wrote this survey
6: The number 6
7: You'll never know
5 Things you love
1: Wendy
2: Pizza
3: Music
4: Coca Cola
5: Kittens
2 things you would bring with you to a deserted island
1: Wendy
2: Plane
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Hazel
Hair Color:: Dark brown
Height:: 5FT8
Favorite Color:: Blue
Screen Name:: Wario_man
Favorite Band:: They Might Be Giants
Favorite Movie:: Pink Panther
Favorite Show:: Malcolm In The Middle
Your Car:: Doesn't exist
Your Hometown:: Is far away from you
Your Present Town:: Is the same as my hometown
Your Crushes First Name::
Your Grade:: 12
Your Style:: Nonconformist
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Nope, scared of heights.
Kissed someone in the rain?: Not yet.
Danced in a public place?: Lots of times ^_^
Smiled for no reason?: Yes indeedy
Laughed so hard you cried?: Fair few times.
Peed your pants after age 8?: Nope.
Written a song?: I do that a lot ^_^
Sang to someone for no reason?: Of course.
Performed on a stage?: Yes indeedy.
Talked to someone you don't know?: Yes indeedy.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Yes indeedy.
Made out in a theatre?: Not yet.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Yes indeedy.
Been in love?: Yes indeedy.
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Wendy
Tell you, I love you?: Wendy
Kiss you?: Wendy
Hug you?: Nan
Tell you BYE?: Chloe
Write you a note?: Can't remember
Take your photo?: Me
Call your cell phone?: Grandad
Buy you something?: Me
Go with you to the movies?: Jess and Tarshmallow
Sing to you?:
Write a poem about you?: Tiffany.
Text message you?: Grandad
Touch you?:
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: This afternoon
Time you cried?: Not that long ago.
Movie you watched?: Blades Of Glory
Joke you told?:
Song you've sang?: I Hope That I Get Old Before I die
Time you've looked at the clock?: Just then, you made me you fiend!
Drink you've had?: Juice
Number you've dialed?: Can't recall
Book you've read?: A book thingy that came with a CD
Food you've eaten?: Chicken nuggets
Flavor of gum chewed?: Mint
Shoes you've worn?: Joggers.
Store you've been in?: Can't remember
Thing you've said?: Yes, the only correct way to open a beer bottle is to get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the top off...
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: Nope.
Whistle?: Yes indeedy. Wendy hates it so I'm trying harder to perfect it.
Blow a bubble?: Yes indeedy.
Roll your tounge in a circle?: I think so...
Cross your eyes?: Nope.
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Nope.
Dance?: Not really well
Gleek?: Eh?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Not too often..
Speak a different language?: Nope, I always figured if some foreign kid wanted to talk to me that bad they could take the time to learn English.
Impersonate someone?: I mimic people a lot to bug them.
Prank call people?: Nope.
Make a card pyramid?: No, but I can put my legs behind my head.
Cook anything?: Frozen toast and burnt milkshakes.
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: sentence, I'd be finished by Josh
I wish ...: I could be with Wendy right now.
So many people don't know that ...: A chicken can't swallow while its upside down.
I am ...: Josh.
My heart is ...: Four chambered and beating.
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