[THE MATT ROWE MILITIA ACTION NOTICE 1]
What a lack of attention all of you have shown the Matt Rowe Militia thus far. We see less than 20 comments, and honestly, it's disgusting and abrasive. Come along now, minions. How are we supposed to cement Matt Rowe's place in this world as King Of All Time & Space when none of you could as much as give a shit about the cause to begin with?
We need effort or we're on the brink of defeat. Is this understood?
We're not the types to command people to do one thing or another, but already your tomfoolery and merrimaking have taken precedent over the Matt Rowe Militia. We are an organization firmly AGAINST being put on the fucking back-burner.
The time is now, comerades. Now or never. As we've never before witnessed a universal world dancing together under the wise eye of Matt Rowe, we must behold this with our own eyes NOW!
As we've never basked in endless warmth and hope, but have been forced to live in a world sadly stricken from the guile and manly charm of one Matt Rowe, we must rise above our bindings, begin to see eye-to-eye and work together as one to change this worldwide lack of Matt Rowe.
We begin tomorrow at noon. We'll have free hookers and gallons upon gallons of fine liquer. Forget-Us-Not.
Yours until it stops being hot for boys to kiss boys,
THE MATT ROWE MILITIA
