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Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: Jail
2: A dick that's not mine.
3: The I.R.S.
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Me
2: Junkies when they are nodding
3: Retarded People
Three Things I love:
1: Head
2: A Good Shit
3: A Q-tip in my ear
Three Things I hate:
1: My son's mother
2: A woman telling me No
3: Teeth (think about it)
Three things I don't understand:
1: White Folks
2: Women on their period
3: How the internet works
Three things on my desk:
1: empty 40oz bottle of Bud Ice
2: A fetus
3: Some Rogaine
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: Adjusting my balls
2: Thinking of a way to kill eveyone on my job and get away with it.
3: Did I say Adjusting my balls
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: Get pregnant
2: Own some white Slaves
3: Smoke some weed with Madonna
Three things I can do:
1: Eat pussy
2: Shit and talk on the phone at the same time.
3: Type 6 words a minute. (That's right 6 words)
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: Freaky
2: Brutally Honest
3: One hell of a man
Three things I can't do:
1: Fuck a dude
2: Watch "Girlfriends"
3: Be serious about doing surveys
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My Blog

How to Tell When You're Ready to Commit

Dating 101: How to Tell When You're Ready to Commit ..1. How do you believe we should spend our money and on what? If your mate says, "On fun stuff and we'll get to the bills later," you better recons...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT

A Great Recipe for 2009

A GREAT RECIPE...FOR 2009! 1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day.  And while you walk, smile.  Itis the ultimate anti-depressant.2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.  Talk to God aboutw...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:20:00 GMT

Single Man dances to SINGLE LADIES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGemjUvafBw He may be gay, but that bastard can dance.........funny to
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:48:00 GMT

A Soulful Relationship

If you're not married yet, share this with a friend.If you are married, share it with your spouse or other marriedcouples.. and reflect on it.An African proverb states, "Before you get married,keep bo...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:51:00 GMT

Three of the biggest mistakes you can make.

Three of the biggest mistakes you can make are: (1) Longing for yesterday. A lady wrote to a newspaper editor, 'Your paper is not as good as itused to be.' He replied, 'It never has been!' Learn from ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:19:00 GMT

**NEW** Table Dance Goes Terribly Wrong!!!!! A MUST SEE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1KrVGV4Tc
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 17:10:00 GMT

Thanksgiving Dinner tips at my house

1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the Potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:26:00 GMT

Categories for women using a safer alternative to real love.

This is a must for every woman who is in a relationship or plans to embark on one. Understanding this brings a balance between the two extreme views that a black man is a deity to be wo...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Making love to a Black Woman

How do you make love to a Black Woman? Romantically and patiently; Take the time to make love to her mind. Fulfill all of her midnight wishes. Cover her entire body with soft wet kisses. Tell her, so ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Poconos Ski Trip

Hosted By: Marriage MaterialWhen: Friday Feb 6 - Sunday, Feb 8, 2009 at 6:00 PMWhere: Pocmont in the Pocono'sBushkill, PA 17041United StatesDescription:Marriage Material Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:38:00 GMT