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Holly

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About Me

I was lucky enough to convince someone (four someones, actually) that I should get paid for playing on the Internet , reading IMDb.com , and mocking celebrities . Is it any wonder that it's the single most amazing job ever?Beyond the job, all I need in life is George (my iPod), an internet-connected computer and an audience. Oh, and season tickets to the Stars. And maybe a nice, big house in Vancouver.

My Interests

Mocking, making people laugh, Canada, hockey, movies, tv, any of those items in any combination

Music:

Regina Spektor, Snow Patrol, Randy Rogers Band, Josh Turner, The Killers, Neko Case, The New Pornographers, Broken Social Scene, Tragically Hip, U2, Coldplay, David Gray, Linkin Park, Rammstein, Shawn Colvin, Blink 182, Queen, Fiona Apple, Embrace, Elbow, Nickel Creek, Jamie Cullum, Lucina Williams, Norah Jones, Melissa Etheridge, Hugh Dillon Redemption Choir, Tori Amos, Nina Simone, Goldfrapp, Modest Mouse, Keane,

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, History of the World Part I, Young Frankenstein, The Cutting Edge, Serenity, Possession, Wilby Wonderful, Cube, 28 Days Later, Streets of Fire, Primer, the Last of the Mohicans, Boondock Saints, Office Space, Clue, The Petrified Forest, Now Voyager, Wimbledon, Love Actually, LA Confidential, His Girl Friday, Charade, Out of Sight, Tombstone, The Thomas Crown Affair, The Long Hot Summer, 9 to 5, Imagine Me & You

Television:

Veronica Mars, ReGenesis, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, House, Standoff, Show Me Yours, Sports Night, Coupling (UK), Supernatural, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Doctor Who, Smallvile, The Daily Show, America's Next Top Model, CSI, Firefly, The Twilight Zone, Slings & Arrows, Kids in the Hall

Books:

The freakishly large stack of books next to my bed include, As Meat Loves Salt, Ultra Violet, The Time Traveler's Wife, The Historian, The Song Reader and Circus of the Damned. Books I have recently(-ish) enjoyed include Good in Bed, Franny and Zooey, The Bell Jar and A Moveable Feast. Being forced to re-read Joyce Carol Oates' "Black Water" would cause me to spork my eyes out.

Heroes:

Todd "The Man" Davis, who taught me that no joke is inappropriate as long as it gets some laughs.