MC Holla

I dropped out of college to become a rap superstar. I bought a computer. I planned to make this myspace page years ago, like before you even knew about myspace and you were still jerkin around on friendster and shit. But, I got sidetracked and met a girl, or two, or three in the depths of yahoo chat. It got so bad that I quit my career and went out west to meet up with theese girls. Unfortunately, one of them had a boyfriend that tried to kick my ass, the next one was busted, and the last one was perfect. Well, the last one I didn't go visit, she visited me. However, her timing sucked and my girlfriend walked in and that was that and now I am done with girlfriends, done with internet dating, and just want to live my life in cyberspace peacefully.