Stop....I want to get off |
I have been thinking a lot lately about work and taxes. And, given the fact that I hate both of those things, here is the solution that I have come up with:
I am going to petition the government for e...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:36:00 GMT |
Snow-Ocolypse 2008 |
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!! IT MAY SNOW!!!! WITH....(gasp)......2 INCHES OF ACCUMLIATION!!!!!
Seriously people. So, on the way home from work last night, we stopped at our local Evi...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:46:00 GMT |
Okay, Call me crazy. |
I am sure that everyone by now has heard of the campagin to procure and ship laptops to third world country children. Yes. Third World Country Children.
It's a great idea, don't get me wrong. Disclaim...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:45:00 GMT |
Toothpaste + Eyeball = PAIN |
So I found out today that toothpaste and human eyes do not mix. Toothpaste may mix well with dog's eyes or cat's eyes, but it is certainly not meant for people.
I guess that this would qualify for on...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:44:00 GMT |
Mrs. Brightside |
So, I am out of my depressive, back into the manic. Out of the black, into the blue.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not bipolar. I just have bi annual mood swings. This year it came early. It really, ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:17:00 GMT |
Eh. (*Sigh*) |
Here we are at the start of another week. Another wonderful, fantasticlly horrible week.
The stress has been tremendous lately. If you could imagine a living, breathing demon of epic proportions that...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:00:00 GMT |
(Kinda) Creative Writing |
Here is a stab at creative writing. I think it is called stream of consciousness or something. I really like to write about crap, if you can't tell that. I just enjoy writing. It is a powerful action,...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:30:00 GMT |
Gripes |
Seems like all I do is complain lately. Promise that I will try to do better. Lots on the ol' mind. I have been told that to think too much too often is a bad thing. Eventually you realize that ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 21:01:00 GMT |
What I Believe |
I believe that Religon is Satan's biggest tool. (Tool as in 'using it to divide what should be a united front')
I believe that if you wear a light colored shirt, you are gonna spill coffee all over th...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 20:08:00 GMT |
More Really Bad Poetry |
No, this isn't about anyone, or the pain in my soul or anything like that. It is what I think of when I see a cloudy sky.
And another day turns behind me, spinning me into the next year....
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:48:00 GMT |
