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Abbie...

If someone has placed a watch in the dessert, you know that they must be a sloppy cook and may be sa

About Me



"Don't tell anybody!"

"Have the fun."

Bush says to stop gay marriage because we don't know where it will lead...

My Interests


Pterodactyls

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Basically K8 Bush, Deadsy, Japan, Prince, Sigh, Genesis, Devo, Ephel Duath, Tomita, Goblin, Meads of Ashphodel, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Vitalic, the Temptations, Robert Wyatt, Chameleons U.K., Erykah Badu, Bonzo Dog Band, Heldon, the Birthday Party, Matmos, Duran(2), XTC, who doesn't like Bjork now really, so I guess also the Sugarcubes, Eyehategod, Hauling Oats, Solefald, Sly & the Family Stone, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Goldfrapp, Yes, Daft Punk, This Heat, Univers Zero, Harry Nilsson, The Roots, Momus, Comus, Arboga Teenage Riot, Squeens of the Tone Age, Brown Whorenet, Royksopp, the Four Tops, Forbidden Zone soundtrack, Gwen Stefani, Sonic Yoof, Flo & Eddie, Crispin Hellion Glover, Bo Hansson, Churchhills, Dead Can Dance, Pink Floyd, Cisterns of Mercy, Prince, Henty Cow, Donna Summer, Mike Pattons et. al, Air, Minnie Riperton, My motherfucking Bloody Valentine, sincerely L. Cohen, Neil Jung, They Might Be Giants, any dark gritty sludge to which I can dissociate, Brick, the Sound (one S) + many more!

Movies:

It goes like this: Plague Dogs, Shock Treatment, Wicker Man (original, natch), Spy Kids I & II, Barbarella, The Iron Giant, Boogie Nights, Suspiria, Forbidden Zone, Pleasantville, any Rankin Bass animated special, Steamboat Bill Jr., Fantastic Planet, Natural Born Killers, The Ghost & Mr. Chicken, Capturing the Friedmans, the remake of Willard, Frog, Tronk (remove k for real title), Cannibal: the Musical and Brigham City.

Television:

Dr. Who & Dr. House
Dr. House & Dr. Who

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, MAD paperbacks, (the Annotated) Flatland, Good Omens, A Scanner Darkly, No Man Knows My History, The Castle of Otranto, Pedagogy of the Oppressed, Mormon America: the Power and the Promise, The Monk, Sandman series, books about great medical discoveries, Stiff, My Secret Life, David Sedaris Cunnys Erma Bombeck's Lingus (by me), Great Expectations, Young Adult Novel, most books about inventors, Christiane F., The Demolished Man, books by crazy theorists and the books by the skeptics who hate them, The Planiverse, LOTR (natch), Operators and Things, The Bowel Jar, Borgel, Lizard Music, (I really want to own all the) Complete Peanuts (hardcovers), The Boys of Boise...and definitely not WIFEY by Judy Blume

Heroes:

Charles Schulz , Joseph Goldberger, Helen Keller, Lynda Barry, Charles Goodyear, Antonio Gramsci, Patty Moore, Patti Smith, and people who give me food.

My Blog

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Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:30:00 PST

July 24=Pioneer Day=Mormon weirfness and my past of pathos

My dad just mailed me this photo of a special, special, special, special, special, suspicious, special, special, special, special time:Some church activity where we got dressed up as PIONEERS in honor...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:33:00 PST

When Cameron was in Egypt's Land...Let My Cameron GO

You know this guy. Cameron. I didn't remember his last name until I saw this picture. You probably didn't either."Ferris, I'm dying." Hilarious. Maybe my favorite line in the movie. Ferris had all the...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

The world: I miss you

Hi "world,"This is McCracken here from her house. I've ran out of plots. No writey pen plots, but 'plots' or 'schemes' as to what to do next. I do not want to be turned into the human pinball. I alway...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

One ring to pwn them all

Beef, pork, lamb, chicken, turkey, quail and duck are certain types of meats. Seagull is eaten less commonly.MEAT is not the topic at hand. My engagement ring is. Because I never thought I'd get to sh...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

My dog can eat 45 lbs. of nails

While my tabloidy claim rings false on the ringometer of faslihooditude, my dog is weird.FOR ONE, I'll blow my load with the most entertaining one, he is the only dog I have met or heard of that has l...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

An encasing full of nature & nurture: HOT DOG DOS

Hello, I have a big ass. I have a big head. I have big feet. I have big eyes.Hello, my ass is big. My head is big. My feet are big. my eyes are big.Enough of that. I still have not solved this hot dog...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST

I'd rather have a hot dog in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Idaho citizens, do not feel inferior to the mighty ten-foot tall, cape-wearing moonmen of Chicago. Chicago has but one claim to fame: the Chicago-style hot dog. Yes, putting celery salt on a dog made ...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

I take the Lord's name in vain, in vain

World, I hardly know my new World, the newer of the two MEXICOs, "New Mexico." But what has appeared to me in my dreams? A new CANADA. NAFTAly nifty!In my dreams, Canada has annexed a piece of propert...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:15:00 PST

The Andrea Dworkin/Catherine Mckinnon sex tape!!! rare!!! L@@K

FULEZ! I just thought I'd give a QUICK update about the most IMPORTANT thing that's happened to me in the past six weeks....I cut my hair.   Also, I lost the USB cable to my digital camera. So he...
Posted by Abbie gets an x-ray on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:34:00 PST