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thanks for your support at Screamfest 2006(you know who you are)
had a great time(even while i was being kicked out of that haunted house)...whoops.
...so,please check out the site,buy a shirt or two. perhaps something metal to stick in your face,nipple,or whatever.
the shirt designs are ONE of a kind,and you can only get them at TURKEYCHIPS.NET
why wait for the next convention,when you can own one right now!?if you have ever been kicked by a pony...i have a shirt for you!if your mother's cooking sucks...i have a shirt for you!if you slack on your laundry,but still wanna get a date even though you smell like shit...i have a shirt for you!if you want to be a fan of a band that does not even exist...i have a shirt for you!if you smack your kid around and you are proud of that....guess what?.........yep!plus many more!thank you friends!!!so,...I'm 32 years old,and thinking about dropping out of high school.what do you think?
so,,,,what the fuck is burning?.....oh shit...the oven!............yes,the chuck e.cheese story is gone...I was not happy with leaving it up,i felt it had no merit..............................more importantly,,,Did you know that Jesus Christ had the worst breath in town?.........have you ever heard of a guy by the name of Ivan Gudtokov?...he killed a man with a corn cob pipe ya know?....shoved it right into his eye socket,stem first...guess it went into his brain or some shit like that...what a maniac!!.........next time i see a guy smoking a corn cob pipe,I'm gonna make sure I tell him how much I like it....and you should do the same if ever in the same situation...............quiet your surroundings,,,,,,,,,,,and how do open hearts reply to strict and painful evil?......and how do open eyes deny that sweet revenge is feeble?.........
go down your list!!!...and romp your fist!!!!.....energy is might!!!.......protect yout child,restrain the wild......be with them in the night.!!!!
..........because no revenge is feeble,it serves it's purpose right....if might deserves to serve it's curve,than let's go fly a kite!!!!.........my business card is a twelve piece suit............my introduction is a grin.........i don't need a sales pitch cuz i know i'll get in!!!
i think it is time for some wheat thins!!!!!..................................................
.............................(long wheat thin break,,,like three hours!!!)...................................................
.......now it is time to go burn a pefectly good grilled cheese sandwich....................................now i shall pretend that i am parsley turning into murder with fresh breath....will you buy a fucking shirt already!!!!!!!!!???........time for laundry....dishes nearly done...looking forward to crabcakes with a very important element. who could this be? to help me keep my head on crooked.........by feeding me bags of crumbs....It is The Krisp!...................Buy a shirt God Damn it!.........or I am gonna tell you mother that you touch your own asshole every night while you think about paper plates!!!!!!!!!....and the we're gonna play backgammon....the hard way!!!!!!!!!TURKEYCHIPS.NET
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