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jessica is soooo dumb
jessica is our centrefold for the month
jessica is all about lots of things
jessica is mine
jessica is cooler than you
jessica is pregnant? fact or fiction?
jessica is da bomb
jessica is like a rocket ship headed for the stratosphere
Popeye: Another thing I got is a sensk of humiligration. Now, maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I'm axking you for an apologeky.
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Poopdeck Pappy: And you know what I done? When the G-Men caughts me and throws me in jail? I laughed. I laughed a whole year. Ha ha ha
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Popeye: [singing]
And I got a lotta muscle and I only gots one eye
And I'll never hurt nobodys and I'll never tell a lie
Top to me bottom and me bottom to me top
That's the way it is 'til the day that I drop,
what am I?
I yam what I yam.
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Bluto: [singing]
I'm mean.
I had a dream, of beating myself up.
'Broke my nose, broke my hands,
I wrestled myself to the ground and then,
I choked myself to death and broke the choke,
And woke up. Aaaarrrrrrgh. I'm mean.
I sure am mean. I'm so damn mean. I'm mean.
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Poopdeck Pappy: You're casking shadows on Poopdeck Pappy, father to the shark, pride of the pacifery, cousin to the killer whale, and uncle to the octupussy.
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Popeye: I found him in Sweet Haven, that's why I am calling him Swee'Pea. That is his name.
Olive Oyl: Swee'Pea is the worst name I've ever heard on a baby.
Popeye: Well what do you wants me to call him? Baby Oyl?
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Olive Oyl: Goochy goo.
Popeye: None of that baby talk around me son. Me son is gonna be a man infink, not a baby infink.
-popeye
Melvin: I've got a really great compliment for you, and its true.
Carol: I'm so afraid you're about to say something awful.
Melvin: Don't be pessimistic, it's not your style. Anyway, here goes: I've got this, what, ailment. Now, my doctor, this shrink I used to go to all the time, says that in fifty to sixty percent of cases, a pill really helps. I HATE pills, hate them. I'm using the word "hate" about pills. Anyway, my compliment to you is the night after you came over and said that you would never... well, you were there, you know what you said. Anyway, the very next morning, I started taking the pills.
Carol: I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me.
Melvin: You make me want to be a better man.
-as good as it gets
"I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where... I love you because I know no other way then this. So close that your hand, on my chest, is my hand. So close, that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep."
-patch adams
"Stay by my side
As my light grows dim
As my blood slows
And my nerves shatter with stabbing pain
As my heart grows weak
And the wheels of my being turn slowly
Stay by my side
As my fragile body is racked by pain
Which verges on truth
And manic time continues scattering dust
And furious life bursts out in flames
Stay by my side
As I fade
So you can point to the end of my struggle
and the twilight of eternal days
At the low, dark edge of life"
-the devil's backbone
awakenings ( TILKESPANTHER... )
"...At times the curtains of the eye lift without a sound.. and a shape enters, slips through the tightened silence of the shoulders, reaches the heart and dies."
Paula: ..I worked..I had friends over... I went dancing.. that's about it...
Paula: I know, pretty boring.
Leonard: Those are great things. I've never done any of those things.
Paula: You will.
(Leonard shakes his head 'no.')
Leonard: They'll never let me out of this place...and they shouldn't.
Leonard: I'm not well. As you can see.. I feel well when i see you. I wish you could see what's inside. Instead of this.
Leonard: I won't see you anymore.
Leonard holds out his shaking hands to her. She reaches to him but after a while she doesn't let go. Instead, she takes his hand & they start to slow dance by the side of the table. Some patients glance up from their food. servers glance up from their work. all watch with a sort of reverie the couple dancing without music. they watch as leonard's tics gradually disappear. they watch as he finds a sense of grace and ease, as he borrows her grace and ease.