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Once there was a band called The Phlegmatics. They lived in the far-off, exotic local of Houston, Texas. Ethan “Big E Money” Marshall played drums. Does the guy have chops? No, he’s not old enough to grow significant sideburns yet, but he’s quite handy with an axe, hence his part-time job in Houston's vital logging industry. But he can really play guitar and people generally just seem to think he’s hot. You’d better not mess with Jonas “Jules” Velasco. If he doesn’t get you with his fat bass lines or his smooth vocal stylings, he may catch you in the mouth with a roundhouse kick. No worries though as long as you stay on his good side, which his mom thinks is his left. Bringing up the rear…is Jonathan “4 Eyes” Marshall. You might have beaten him up in grade school, or Junior High, or maybe you sat next to him in Latin club (or all three). When he’s not watching sci-fi reruns or organizing his stamp collection, he’s strumming guitar and verbalizing his deepest, darkest thoughts. These heroes, this collection of misfits, this band of brothers (really, Jonathan & Ethan are brothers), came together to spread love and good computer skills to the world around them. And to play some rock n' roll. Inspired by predecessors such as The Police, The Descendents, and Weezer, Ethan, Jonas, and Jonathan started jamming together in July of 2003, and they quickly took a short break, because jamming is hard work, then proceeded to turn out a batch of catchy tunes that would soon coalesce as their independent release, Alumnus. Along with the recording of their first album, The Phlegmatics were joined by Dave “Dad” Marshall on lead guitar and they played a slew of tight, energetic live gigs in, around and about the local club scene, enjoying a larger and larger smattering of applause. They also enjoyed some airtime on the alternative rock radio station 94.5 The Buzz. Somehow, The Houston Chronicle got wind of this and did a short, but very sweet article about the band. Not to be outdone, The Chronicle’s arch-nemesis, The Houston Press, nominated the guys for their 2005 Houston Press Music Award “Best Pop-Punk Band”. “Oh yeah?” said The Chronicle. “Well we’ll choose The Phlegmatics to feature in our 2005 Ultimate Houston Section as Houston’s Ultimate Geek Band!” Settle down fellas, there’s enough Phlegmatics for everyone. Well, unlike the rose-colored view presented in the preceding paragraph, the life of a band is rough…carrying equipment, thankless rehearsals, taking out the trash, thankless autograph signings, good hygiene, the inability to be recognized in public…in short, what story needs any problems as mundane as aliens or vampires when it contains hard working musicians? Well, that's the way it is for this young band just beginning its adventure in the exciting yet dangerous world of the music business. This much can be said however; The Phlegmatics (also known as The Hot One, The Tough One, The Nerdy One and Pop) will be bringing their driving brand of Power Pop Punk to a club, website, record store, radio station, or junior high school multi-purpose room near you.


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Member Since: 23/02/2005
Band Website: http://www.thephlegmatics.com
Band Members: Jonathan Marshall: Guitar, Vocals - Jonas Velasco: Bass, Vocals - Ethan Marshall: Drums- Dave Marshall: Guitars, Vocals
Influences: Weezer, Star Wars, Sex Pistols, Board Games, Cheap Trick, Acne, The Police, Bullies, ELO, Myopia, XTC, Mom and Dad, The Descendents, Pocket Protectors, The Ramones, and Bill Gates!
Sounds Like:Combine equal parts distorted guitars, undetermined angst, pounding drums, undersensetivity, frantic tempos, sexual frustration, pop melodies and general discomfort and you've got: The Phlegmatics! Today's leading "Basement Rock" band!
Record Label: Pretty Good Records www.2000projects.net

My Blog

The Phlegmatics are looking for photos or footage from their "Record Kick Off Partay"

Please contact us right away if you have anything!Thanks!
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:48:00 GMT

Record Kick-Off Party

Mega-Update The Houston Chronicles Ultimate Geek Band, The Phlegmatics, are preparing to release their second and possibly also critically acclaimed album entitled Billy the Starfighter Pilot v...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:29:00 GMT

"Sophomore Effort" News!

Our new album is underway! Keep checking back regularly for updates!Heres the latest:
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:55:00 GMT

My Mom Thinks GarageBand.com Is Cool!

Our song "My Mom Think's I'm Cool!" made Track of the Day on 15 Sep 2007 in Power Pop on garageband.com without having yet recieved a single vote! Also, "How Good" is still racing up the charts there,...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:08:00 GMT

"How Good?"

The Phlegmatics's song, "How Good" will be featured as GarageBand.com's Pop Punk Track of the Day on Tuesday, the 18th of September, 2007. Go check us out! http://www.garageband.com/song?|pe1|S8LTM0Ld...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:45:00 GMT

The Phlegmatics on MonsterVox.com!

We are continuing our site by site conquest of the internet with MonsterVox.com! Click the link below and vote for us! http://www.monstervox.com/artistpage.aspx?artist=the%20phleg matics
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:36:00 GMT

The Phlegmatics on Pandora.com!

You can now create your own internet radio station based on the sound of The Phlegmatics! For Free!  Just go to www.pandora.com and follow the simple instuctions. Choose The Phlegmatics as your f...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 14:22:00 GMT

Check us out at Garageband.com

Our song "Funny That Way" is currently burning up the Pop-Punk Charts! It was chosen: Track of the Day on 18Sep2006 in Pop Punk              ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:57:00 GMT

Review Contest!

The Phlegmatics are looking for good reviews for our new CD Baby website! We have a special prize package for the best worded, most genuinely creative description of our album Alumnus. To enter, go to...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 16:07:00 GMT

The Phlegmatics have been nominated for the 2006 Houston Press Awards!

To vote for The Phlegmatics as the "Best Punk" band in Houston, go to:   http://houstonpress.com/musicshowcase/2006/ This could be our year!
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 13:36:00 GMT