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Jacob

I used to think masturbation meant chewin your food

About Me

I'm a tosser, a wanker...a candlestick maker? Not really...well sort of. I am way too random sometimes I think...I have trouble concentrating. I love passion and creation and I don't mean in the biblical sense (well scratch that). I love how passion fires art, cooking, dance, music, sports. I appreciate dedication and respect dissonance. I sometimes communicate via noises...language can be limiting and who needs it anyway...tower of babel and all that.I hate authority and want to be a teacher. I love books...I love expression. I value honesty and frankness above all else, but sometimes lie to myself. I believe in the universe...I think god has a sick humor and that is the greatest creation...well aside from guys/boys/males (whatever they're being called these day). I think it's funny when people trip and fall down and a kid crashes on a bike. I'm not cruel I swear. I'm neurotic...randomness does extend to my moods. I probably wouldn't like you...but I might love you.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Channing Tatum has surpassed my long time love of Jakey G...Channing is unreal...I think he's a hotness robot...Jakey...Sean Farris blows my mind...HOT!Maxxie!!!....

My Blog

Mad Music...

Organ Donor by DJ Shadow...Unfucking real...fantastic hip-hop instrumental.  I can't recommend this one highly enough.  Standing In The Way of Control by The GossipThe original is awesome, b...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:27:00 GMT

Crazy Circus

I have to get this off of my chest:I am sure most of you can relate to what I am about to say.  Are you not completely fed up with these mud slinging, shit storm politcal ads?  Modern politi...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:08:00 GMT

Which celebrity hottie are you?

Take the quiz: Which celebrity hottie are you?Angelina JolieYou're a tough one. Your caring of others, and you love adventures. You're not afriad of a challenge, you take life as it comes, and you lov...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:19:00 GMT

The Price is RIGHT!

So Sam and I plan on watching "Pride and Prejudice" last night.  One because we are obviously rabid Jane fans and two because Pouty Lips McGee is the star.  Well we are watching this wonderf...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:53:00 GMT