Five stupid places where girls get tattoos. |
Alright. I know its been a while since my last posting, but I've been sitting at my computer for a while taking care of some paperwork and had a little extra time to get this blog up for you.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 20:30:00 GMT |
Dont bother with karma. Your next incarnation is an asshole. |
People generally suck. Your next reincarnation is no different. He'll probably be a shitbag. Why would anybody resist fun and enjoyment so that some asshole stranger in the future can be born into a g...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:20:00 GMT |
The feather kind, not the dot kind... |
So there I was, engaging in my usual Friday afternoon activity of placing used syringes and severed bird heads into the ball pit of my local McDonald's when I saw it. I wasn't sure if it was the...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:16:00 GMT |
Vaginas are gay. |
If there is one thing that I absolutely can't stand, it's vaginas. Out of all of the things in existence, I can only think of two that are more poorly designed than vaginas: the platypus and the origi...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:33:00 GMT |
I Can Dance if I Want To |
I often wonder what my life would have been like if I had followed my one true passion - dancing. Dancing is about the manliest thing a guy can do with his pants on. I’m a serious dancer, none o...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:47:00 GMT |
The lost culture of masculinity |
There was an aspect of European life that has been documented from at least medieval times, which survived through centuries, through cultural renaissance, through war and peace only to be wiped out i...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:50:00 GMT |
Serving sizes are bullshit!!! |
You know what I fucking hate? Everything. I hate everything in the entire world except for porn and liquor-based fizzy drinks. But right now, I specifically hate the nutrition facts that companies put...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:49:00 GMT |
Urinating during sex is only gross when the woman does it. |
Roughly 17 out of 100 sexual encounters involve urination. Right now you’re probably thinking how gross it is to piss on somebody. I agree. It’s disgusting. But after being married for twe...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:20:00 GMT |
Welcome to the US: A Guide for New Illegal Immigrants |
Now that you are an illegal resident of the United States, we would like to congratulate you on your accomplishment. It is no easy task to wade across the Rio Grande, considering its high level of ind...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:17:00 GMT |
You damn kids have it too easy! |
I fucking hate today’s kids. Between their heelies and their Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, I’d like crack each one of them in the head with a steel bat. Ive joined a softball team recently. I wou...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:10:00 GMT |
