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Steve Benaquist’s Tyler Perry

About Me

Comedian, writer, actor. 7th best Spanish speaker in Massachusetts. Of people who took that test, that year. I also speak German, to the vague discomfort of my Jewish friends.

The Window Is The Egg
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Prince. He'd probably be pretty cool to hang out with.

My Blog

Sarah Palin: Lazy, Corrupt Thief (from Politico)

Playing hooky pays off for Palin By SCOTT LILLY | ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Sly and his Family Stone

Last Saturday night, I went to see one of my all-time musical favorites, Sly and the Family Stone - at the House of Blues, no less.  An amazing performer in an intimate venue, I could ask for no ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Update: Jackie Kashian’s chicken

I guess those of you who call me a hypocrite called it right.I said I loved Jackie's chicken, but when I opened the refrigerator at work today, I found some of it - a once-delicious dish, neglected pa...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Aretha Franklin’s endorsement

I went to the Nokia Theater in downtown L.A. on Friday to see Aretha Franklin.She is still great, in spite of her age and weight, which you'd think might hold her back. The show ran about two hours,...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:04:00 GMT

Jackie Kashian’s chicken...

...who could resist?Maria Bamford gave me some chicken to take home from her cupcake-and-chicken-sandwich party which she said she made from Jackie's recipe, and it was delicious. I ate it for lunch w...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:57:00 GMT

A Call for the Draft... For President

A Call for the Draft... For President by Steven Benaquist For seven long years, America has watched its most brilliant political star, the single most qualified, most obvious candidate for preside...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:37:00 GMT

Im wearing the hat.

John Edwards quit before we could know for sure whether or not he would turn out to be a loser.I know I said in my last posting that Edwards lied to me, but on further reflection, his campaign was pro...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:47:00 GMT

Thanks, John

    My Edwards hat came.Ship date? February 1.  The e-mail I got 2 weeks ago said it had shipped January 14.  You already broke my heart when you dropped out of the race, John...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:52:00 GMT

My John Edwards 08 hat should be coming any day now!

...and now he's dropped out of the race.I ordered it right after New Hampshire, a week before South Carolina. I thought he'd do okay there, stay in the race. Now this hat will deal me the twin humil...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:46:00 GMT

Chris Dodd is a Fucking Hero

He single-handedly saved our rights to privacy, for a little while at least. Unfortunately the issue can't be reduced to a sound-bite, so he'll reap little reward for his efforts. This is the high p...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:27:00 GMT