Let me start out by saying, I am a good-natured buffoon. Although 191 years old, I behave rather childishly, often throwing temper tantrums, according to my wife. I am employed by the Gateman, Goodbury and Graves funeral parlor, having started out as a humble "nail boy." but now, I have been upgraded to grave digger. I am 7ft 3 inches tall and weigh 3 spins on the bathroom scale. I was made by"Dr. Frankenstein". I was built in Germany, adopted by the Munster family of England, then relocated to Transylvania, where I married Lily. I served in the U.S. Army during World War II. Lilly and I have been married for one hundred and fourty two years this year. There has been a death in the family, which is truly sad, but it made ME LORD MUNSTER !=D Well, thats it.
