my names Ryo Hazuki and well my life on one cold winter day took a turn for the worse, my live in house keeper was hurt my training partner was beaten up and my dad was killed right before my eyes by some prick in a green chinese suit. Since then, Ive been on a path of revenge running around town going through sleazy hostess bars to dangerous harbor alleys with foul mouthed sailors a dirty freaky looking stalker named chai a fat kung fu master and his punk ass son * I PWN HIM * and of course my on again off again g/f Nozomi * whose prolly bangin some guy in canada god damn skank *.
Soon after that I traveled to Hong Kong and got robbed by a gang called the Heavens led by Ren Wuying whose little brother picked my pocket and got chased and beaten....well like he stole somethin. In my travels through hong Kong i stayed at weird hotels with love stains on the sheets, arm wrestled mongolian pro wrestlers and aussie rugby players even played AFTER BURNER before it even came out in japan beeyotches oh and I forgot I gambled like a madman and got sent to some seedy lookin town called kowloon where I beat the ever loving shit outta this fat ass and his cross dressing lover and discovered the secret to my inner strength. Now im somewhere in mainland China stuck in some cave with some girl I dont even know * or like for that matter * and apparently we're gonna get outta here soon but its been like 5 years. SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA THIS CAVE!
