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About Me

They are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale and wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bedThey are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale and wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws I will not go Prefer a Feast of Friends To the Giant Family.

My Interests

guitar, napoleon dynamite, trailer park boys, and things that are a lot of fun

I'd like to meet:

no-one really! i have met everyone i want to meet and they are all ace.... if any more come along then bonus!View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

anything and everything really, although I am currently listening to alot of Hendrix, the doors and Deep Purple

Movies:

TRAILER PARK BOYS - THE BIG DIRTY (FUCKINING AWESOME FILM)*
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE*
THE PIANIST*
SCHINDLERS LIST*
MALLRATS*
CLERKS*
REQUIEM FOR A DREAM*
DONNIE DARKO*
KIDS*
SLACKER*
BEING JOHN MALKOVIC*
CARRY ON FILMS (ALL OF EM)*
CONFESSIONS OF .... FILMS *
1970'S SPIDERMAN MOVIES*
TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE!!*
CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL*
ORGAZMO*
BASEKETBALL*
TOXIC AVENGER*
CLASS OF NUKEM HIGH*

Television:

TRAILER PARK BOYS*
MY NAME IS EARL*
OPERATION GOOD GUYS*
THE OFFICE*
LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN*
LITTLE BRITAIN*
FAMILY GUY*
THE SIMPSONS*
THE A-TEAM*
BULLSEYE*
3-2-1 (CLASSIC)*
CATCH PHRASE (SAY WHAT YOU SEE)*
BIG TRAIN*
SOUTH PARK*
AMERICAN DAD*
THATS MY BUSH*
CATTERICK*
VIC N BOB*
DICK N DOM IN DA BUNGALOW (COME BACK SOON!!)*
FAWLTY TOWERS*
PORRIDGE*
DUTY FREE*
RISING DAMP*
OPEN ALL HOURS*
ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES*
ANYTHING FUNNY REALLY!

Books:

KARL PILKINGTON IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!..
ADRIAN MOLE BOOKS ARE ACE*
DAVE GORMAN*
JAMES HERBERT (ESPECIALLY 48)
AND THE DICTIONARY OF BLACK SLANG,
and any biographical books about interesting, funny people

Heroes:

MEG + EMA (They rock my world) * VICKI (She means so much to me.. the greatest friend I could ever ask for) * MITHY (I love that bearded cuddlesome man more than life itself, well nearly)* LAYNE (I want to put him in my pocket and carry him around everywhere) * MY UNCY BERN (my role model in life) * MY LATE GRANDAD WHO TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW AND WHOM I MISS EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE. and some other people who know who they are.

My Blog

SCUM!

I am watching a Tv program right now about two 14 year old girls who are being forced by their mum to record filthy nasty racist music. They seem to fear her so they try to keep her happy by doing it ...
Posted by mark on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:59:00 PST

Life changes

Well well well, I have made a big choice about my life... I have decided that I will never ever get to fulfil my main ambition in life so I have decided to call it all a day and set a new one. I am no...
Posted by mark on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:06:00 PST

GRRRRRRRR...

why do i bother.. just why.. someone tell me cos i dont fucking know
Posted by mark on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:43:00 PST

this weekend i.....

.....met Vic and Nai in salisbury, met one of the coolest 5 year olds i have ever met, give psp to 5 year old to play on, got asked lots of questions on how to play on the psp, went to a squaddie bar ...
Posted by mark on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:01:00 PST

do u love me?

Reply to meeeee.1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one...
Posted by mark on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:58:00 PST

crikey,

crikey, aint done one of these for ages. Thats because i don't do anything of interest anymore.i just thought it would be amusing to see all you nosey peeps thinking i am gonna spread some goss, so i ...
Posted by mark on Mon, 15 May 2006 04:56:00 PST

OW, OW, FUCKING OOOOWWWWWWW!

i am in so much fucking pain... i had the misfortune of going to see the dentist today for root canal treatment (endodontics treatment for you squares out there) i was told it wouldnt hurt, which fair...
Posted by mark on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST

Nighty nighty Richard Whitely

News just in, our roving reporter Sir Layne of Carshopshire has informed us of the overnight death of TV's fave gameshow host Richard Whitely. Students from all over the UK have been issued with a he...
Posted by mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dont call me posh

One is 27% Posh! Take The Posh Test chavmum.co.uk ...
Posted by mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST