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That's me bitches!

About Me


My Heart

My Interests

How DUUUUUUUUUUUVAAALLLL Are You!


[ X ] 1. You knew bout lil Boosie and Webbie before they got on TV.
[ X ] 2. You know Freaky ASS Luke as Uncle Luke
[ X ] 3. You remember when 92.7 was the ONLY staion in Duval
[ X ] 4. You remember "Tootsie Roll" or "Whoop There It IS"
[ X ] 5. You remeber when Keenan McCardell played for the Jaguars
[ X ] 6. You know that at the Raines vs. Ribault football game...somebody was gonna' shoot
[ X ] 7. You remember the good ole Battle of the Bands when RAINES used to be the best without a doubt.
[ X ] 8. You remember LUKE.....Shake what ya mama gave ya!!! --- and DooDoo Brown, Scarred, Happy Birthday...
[ X ] 9. You remember "95 South" "69boys" and "904 boys"
[ X ] 10. You remember the songs "Peanut Butter and Jelly"
[ X ] 11. You know that "Gimme That" and "Bad Bitch" are AT LEAST 2 years old
[ X ] 12. You remember Durkeeville apt. before they got fixed up
[ X ] 13. You remember 20th street before it turned into Martin Luther King Parkway -- and every bad 'hood has a street named MLK too...
[ X ] 14. You remember when "tight" came out
[ X ] 15. You know niggas wit Rims that cost more than their car --Terrell, haha
[ X ] 16. You think Jenkins Barbecue and the Chicken Koop are some of Duval's finest dining -- yo, Chicken Koop, #3 with sweet and tangy sauce.. what!
[ X ] 17. You know that Gateway Mall ain't got nothin but sneakers and baby clothes --if that...
[ X ] 18. You know Dunn Ave. is "supposed" to be the upscaled black community
[ X ] 19. You know not to act a fool in the Duval cuz the JSO don't PLAY!
[ X ] 20.You go to school if a Hurricane ticklin' our coast
[ X ] 21. You remember when The Spot was the spot to go 2. -- and this place has had so many names... once somebody got shot, they changed the name thinking no one would notice
[ ] 22. You use nigga in damn near EVERY sentence.
[ X ] 23. Da only lyrical content you worry about comes from tha hook -- I grew up, lol
[ ] 24. U keep a pair of white and black Ones
[ X ] 25. U use to rock the hell outta some Saucony's -- hell yeah, I had red/whites, black/whites, blue/whites/ and the infamous green/whites
[ X ] 26. You would fill ur tank up and JUST RIDE, -- and it takes about a tank of gas to get around Jacksonville
[ X ] 27. U Wear ya hats off tha top of ya heads
[ X ] 28. U remember when the Raines actually WON state
[ X ] 29. You can walk 5 minutes in any direction and see 10 Beauty Supply stores on the way....
[ X ] 30. You've ever spent hours upon hours explaining to these niggas why DUVAL is so damn CRUNK .... !.
[ X ] 31. You remember when Raines and Ribault was played on a Saturday
[ X ] 32. You went to the Zoo to ride the train -- yo, that train is off the hook, especially by the giraffes
[ X ] 33. You got friends wit colors as nicknames...(Black, Red, and Blue)
[ X ] 34. You remember people beatin' on the tables and freestylin at lunch
[ X ] 35. You couldn't wait to turn 21 so you could drink but you do it anyway
[ X ] 36. You like your freeways to go in a complete circle around the city -- yeah to this day I still don't understand I-295/9A
[ X ] 37. You remember when come together day was FREE -- didn't they stop this shit because somebody got shot? ha, as usual
[ ] 38. You've ever started a fight just cuz yo favorite crunk song came on -- almost... almost
[ X ] 39.You and your boys/girls go to Regency on the weekends just to look at the eye candy
[ ] 40. You were wearing white tee's waaaay before the song came out
[ X ] 41. If you remember when raines ribault was played in the gaterbowl
[ X ] 42. You go skatin on Sundays cuz you knew it was gonna be sOoO thick -- and half the people there didn't skate... including me, lol
[ X ] 43. You still waitin on someone from duval to make it big -- Mase don't count
[ X ] 44. You know that JWJ was ALWAYS smarter that DC folk
[ X ] 45. You remember the last time Ribault actually beat raines in football
[ X ] 46. You remember when Paxon High was black
[ X ] 47. You remember when Gateway was popular and Regency wasn't shit.
[ X ] 48. You remember whoop contests
[ X ] 49. You remember the Celebration @ Kooker Park when somebody got outta jail! -- lmao at this one, so damn true
[ X ] 50. You remember the last time the Jaguars went to playoffs
[ X ] 51. You remember when every neighborhood had a honey dripper lady -- my neighborhood had 3, the one on Howell and Harbor view had the best... with the pineapple!
[ X ] 52. You remember just say no parades! -- there was a parade like every two weeks, giving out that good candy lol... why do I feel so ghetto?
[ X ] 53. You remember Ribault band being big as fuck, but you still couldn't hear them! -- sorta... couldn't here them at the game, but from my house that was right around the corner, that band was loud as fuck, definitely remember my mom complaining about it to this day lol
[ X ] 54. You remember DZ zone as a kid!
[ X ] 55. You remember people used to walk around in a circle b4 they fight
[ X ] 56. You remember one on one fights.
[ X ] 57. You remember the old Veterans Colliseum
[ X ] 58. You remember old ass Jazzco.
[ X ] 59. You remember when Kartouche was 618.
[ ] 60. You never ever heard of the Jacksonville Lizard Kings Hockey Team -- going to Bishop Kenny... my ass definitely heard about them
[ X ] 61. You remember the damn Gator Bowl. -- Screw Alltel Stadium!
[ X ] 62. You remember when Mandarin was woods
If you know At least half of this list then you a real ass nigga from the DUVAL!

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and Whoopi Goldberg

Music:


Music. I Love Music. I thought I had the time to list everything I like, but I guess I didn't...

Movies:

Training Day
Crash
Kill Bill Series
Love & Basketball
Hustle & Flow
The Sweetest Thing
Brown Sugar
Sin City
Kung Pow
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
An Inconvenient Truth
X3 (And the other X-Men Movies)
Chasing Papi
Million Dollar Baby
The Boondock Saints
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
The Color Purple
Walking Tall
A Clockwork Orange
American Beauty
Spanglish
V for Vendetta
Girl, Interrupted
Taxi
Beauty Shop
The Interpreter
Waiting to Exhale
Soul Food
Queens of Comedy
Kings of Comedy
Two Can Play That Game
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Waiting
B.A.P.S.
Coyote Ugly
...and a few more.

Television:

Anything on Travel Channel
Anything on Food Network
The News, you know FOX News, CNN, Local
The Wire
Dirty Jobs
Golden Girls
The Nanny
Girlfriends
Living Single
Saturday Night Live
The Cosby Show
Good Times
Mythbusters
In Living Color
CSI
SportsCenter
The Fresh Prince of Belair
That's So Raven
A Different World
The Boondocks

Books:

He Comes Next: The Thinking Woman's Guide To Pleasuring A Man
Sextrology
Black Love Signs
Waiting to Exhale
How To Love A Black Man
Hidden Lover: What Women Need To Know That Men Can't Tell Them
In Search Of Sisterhood: Delta Sigma Theta and the Challenge of the Black Sorority Movement
Where The Heart Is
Cosmopolitan (I know it's a magazine)
Or anything that falls in my "Self-Improvement" category

Heroes:


Your Boobies' Names Are...
Bambi and Thumper Boobie Name Generator
You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?
How to make a Kristian
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
5 parts silliness
5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have low conscientiousness.
Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously.
Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions.
Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style? Scorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You Are The Sun
You represent the best of life - vitality, success, and and truth.
You tend to have a strong, centered, balanced personality.
Inspiration and discovery are your fortes. You are very mentally strong.
A talented mind, you tend to excel at math, philosophy, and music.
Your fortune:
As well as you have done in the past, the future is going to be filled with more success.
A new creative project is coming your way. Feed it, and it will grow into something huge.
Great riches, recognition, prosperity, or happiness is coming your way.
And it's possible that a fantastic vacation, or a new baby, is coming sooner than you think. What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are A Woman!
Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood.
You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out.
You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat.
This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife! Are You A Girl Or a Woman?
Your Dosha is Kapha
Calm and grounded, you are not prone to mood swings or anger.
However, once you do get angry, it takes a lot to cool you down.
You tend to think a little slower than most people, but your logic is astounding.
Overall, you very loyal and trustworthy. You're not scared of being who you really are.
With friends: You enjoy their company, but often listen more than talk
In love: You crave connection and affection. It's hard for you to be single.
To achieve more balance: Exercise vigorously (especially in the sun) and let go of attachments. What's Your Dosha?
Your True Sign Is Scorpio
Fiery
Powerful
Ambitious
Mysterious
Easily Obsessed
Full of Charisma
Universally Attractive
Possesive and Passionate
What's Your True Sign?