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Dander B

Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ!

About Me

I'm kinda like a jaw breaker... If you suck on me for a while, my color changes. But, if you bite me into me I'll break your jaw, bitch. "It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck."Dander occurs naturally as the epidermis, or the outer layer of skin, renews itself. The epidermis of dogs and cats is quite thin; it is made up of many layers of cells which are constantly pushing upward to replace the cells above. As this process takes place about every 21 days, the outer cells die and flake off into the environment as dander.

My Interests

BFF's "Life 3, biatch" I am worth $1,388,840 on HumanForSale.com (I suprised myself!) Strange facts you may not know about bunnies! Bunnies are wonderful animals, but they're a lot stranger than you know: * bunnies aren't rodents. they're lagomorphs. * bunnies are crepuscular: not diurnal nor nocturnal, they are most active around dusk or dawn. * bunnies have three sets of eyelids! * bunnies cannot vomit.Bacteria that glow The ocean floor is completely dark. Very few fish can live there. The black angler fish is one that does. It carries its own lantern to lure Prey into its huge mouth. Bacteria that glow in the dark make the light.Cancer Claw The Cancer Claw, Birgus latro, is not only the world�s largest land invertebrate, it�s also a thief that climbs trees at night and steals coconuts! These huge crustaceans of the south-west Pacific and Indian Oceans, can grow to a length of 60 cm (2 ft), from head to tail. They sneak out of their burrows at night, climb the trunks of coconut palms or other fruit trees, and snip off the coconut or fruit with their two giant pincers. They climb back down the tree and gather up the food, then use the pincers to chip at the coconut until it opens.

I'd like to meet:

You simply cannot fuck with Ripley.

Music:

ABBA, Smashing Pumpkins, Tori Amos, Kelis, Veruca Salt, Liz Phair, Sneaker Pimps, PJ Harvey, Bjork, Garbage, Rufus Wainwright, Brandy, Avril Lavinge! , Aaliyah, POE, Cibo Matto, Kylie Minogue, Moloko, Gwen Stefani, Aimee Mann, Cornelius, Atari Teenage Riot, Sheryl Crow, Ladytron, Spice Girls, Fleetwood Mac, Dot Allison, Seb Fontaine, Paula Abdul, Dandy Warhols, Pulp, Portishead, Republica, T.L.C., The Offspring (only Smash, the rest of their albums suck ass), Talking Heads, Tom Tom Club, B-52s, Ace of Base, Fiona Apple, Nobuo Uematsu, Hole, Angelfish, Blondie, Blur, Gorillaz (Damon in General), The Sounds

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead, Poltergeist, Spice World, Aliens, Terminator 2, Run Lola Run, Jurassic Park, Akira, Natural Born Killers, How High, Magnolia, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, The Little Mermaid, Seven, The Opposite of Sex, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Clueless, Blade, Spider Man, Waiting

Television:

Starting Over is the best show on television, Lost is a close second. The worst show on television is any MTV "reality" type game show (such as Next, or Room Raiders) that has a gay person on them. THey are always the most stereotypical faggot and I hate them all. Burn in Hell MTV for perpetuating that all gay people suck. Fuck, I'm starting to believe it myself.

Books:

The Complete Zombie Survival Guide, World Atlas, Dictionary, Tales from the City, X-men Comics, Neil Gaiman, Roald Dahl, Armistead Maupin, Christopher Pike (does anyone remember that shit from back in the day?) Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, LOTR

My Blog

Hubbard Lake

Ok, off to Northern Michigan I go to see my family.  I will be on Hubbard Lake if anyone is in the area (yeah right).  Going on a week sober after I get back.  Yay for me.  I don't...
Posted by Dander B on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

Time to GO

I feel like running really far away from everything and everyone.  I think I'm starting my period.  Thank god Jasmine is in town or my life would be really shitty right now.
Posted by Dander B on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST

Rib Crack

I think I have a cracked rib.  It kinda sucks.  I don't have any idea how this happened.  Luckily I got the hook up on pain meds.  4-6 weeks is a long time for anything to heal.&nb...
Posted by Dander B on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

Sicky

Thank you all for all the happy birthday posts.  But as luck would have it, my birthday has failed to bring me any joy yet again.  I'm am very sick.  I will be sleeping all day.  F...
Posted by Dander B on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

Dander B's Dangerous Dodge Ball Bonzer Bananza Blow Out!

Hey everyone! Been a long time!  Perhaps I haven't been in the blogging mood.  Everything in my life is pretty shitty.  I don't really want to talk about it.  If you've been around...
Posted by Dander B on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

Holy Shit I'm Bored.

holy shit I'm bored.  send me some fun stuff to do online.  Everyone vote for Sanjaya by the way. 
Posted by Dander B on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:04:00 PST

Indy time!

Oh man, Hello everyone.  I'm down in Indy for a week or so trying out shit at the office down here.  So far it's pretty good.  I'm staying in my Boss' gorgeous house and watching his pu...
Posted by Dander B on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST

I'm phlossin.

I got me a new car.  Watch out world of adventure.
Posted by Dander B on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:10:00 PST

Jerry Springer SuX

Well, the other day Jamie, Jason and I went to see a taping of the Jerry Springer Show.  It was a very bad experience.  I had more fun standing in line for two hours then I did watching it.&...
Posted by Dander B on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

Elkart is the worst place in the world.

I am so hung over.  I was so drunk.  I was in Elkart.  It sucked ass.  I am depressed as fuck.  I want to do something today and at the same time want to just sit inside. ...
Posted by Dander B on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST