Goodbye Sadie |
It was my wife's idea to get a dog. I work from home and with my wife and daughter out at work and school, I often complained that it was lonely being by myself all day. I'm not quite sure why we deci...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:30:00 GMT |
Haiku |
A haiku for my dog, Sadie, the neapolitan mastiff. Enjoy.Sadie is farting,Dear God, open the window!Life is suffering.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:06:00 GMT |
Sex and the City - as it should be |
As the single women and gay men among you will already know, 2008 will bring the long awaited big screen debut of Sex and the City, following seven never-knowingly-under-dressed seasons of the TV show...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:27:00 GMT |
Some Enchanted Evening |
So last Tuesday I met up with two friends from my undergraduate university and we drove up to Northampton to see Steven Seagal and Thunderbox in concert. No one can really explain why we made this pil...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:54:00 GMT |
More Crimes Against Theatre |
Summer is here so my daughter is being kept busy with lots of activities, including a return to the local drama schools summer courses. This reminded me of the time last year when one group of kids at...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:06:00 GMT |
Hooker acronyms |
Hello friends, If you have ever visited London you are sure to have noticed that the phone boxes in the West End are plastered with postcards advertising the services of women of easy virtue. Despite ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:46:00 GMT |
And away he SPED |
Irresponsible parent that I am, there have been numerous occasions when I have been late dropping my daughter off at school. When this happens, I am obliged to fill out the late book which demands tha...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:45:00 GMT |
Muppet Movies We'll Never See |
The Muppets Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Muppets get lost in the backwoods and meet Leatherface. Who will survive and what will be left of them? Dial M For Muppet - Kermit finally snaps and de...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:45:00 GMT |
Crimes Against Theatre |
The summer is here and I am doing everything in my power to keep my daughter out of the house as much as possible, in the mutually nurturing interests of my mental health and her continued existence. ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 10:12:00 GMT |
Leaked White House Memo |
To all members of the White House press team, Now I know things haven't been going our way as of late and the President's ratings have fallen, but now is not the time to lose faith....
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jul 2005 02:20:00 GMT |
