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David

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About Me

Somewhere, deep inside this nerdy exterior, is an even bigger nerd screaming Don't Touch My Stuff!

I'm a journalist. I write for Rhythm, NEO, Total Guitar, MMA Unltd and anything else I can get. I even wrote two articles for The Ecologist because I sure are smrt.

My Blog - dorkarama.wordpress.com
Buy my book: Chasing Dragons - An Introduction to the Martial Arts film. I need the money.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

William Shatner
Because he rocks, that's why. Deep down inside, you know it's true.
Joan Jett
My first crush was on Joan Jett when I was a kid. I know that she isn't really into men nowadays, but she's still cool. Pure and Simple was a great record, but Album her first release with the Blackhearts is still my favourite.
Nerds
And they will crown me their KING. BWA HA HA HA HA!
Jun Natsukawa. Heh heh.

My Blog

Goodbye Sadie

It was my wife's idea to get a dog. I work from home and with my wife and daughter out at work and school, I often complained that it was lonely being by myself all day. I'm not quite sure why we deci...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:30:00 GMT

Haiku

A haiku for my dog, Sadie, the neapolitan mastiff. Enjoy.Sadie is farting,Dear God, open the window!Life is suffering.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:06:00 GMT

Sex and the City - as it should be

As the single women and gay men among you will already know, 2008 will bring the long awaited big screen debut of Sex and the City, following seven never-knowingly-under-dressed seasons of the TV show...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:27:00 GMT

Some Enchanted Evening

So last Tuesday I met up with two friends from my undergraduate university and we drove up to Northampton to see Steven Seagal and Thunderbox in concert. No one can really explain why we made this pil...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:54:00 GMT

More Crimes Against Theatre

Summer is here so my daughter is being kept busy with lots of activities, including a return to the local drama schools summer courses. This reminded me of the time last year when one group of kids at...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:06:00 GMT

Hooker acronyms

Hello friends, If you have ever visited London you are sure to have noticed that the phone boxes in the West End are plastered with postcards advertising the services of women of easy virtue. Despite ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:46:00 GMT

And away he SPED

Irresponsible parent that I am, there have been numerous occasions when I have been late dropping my daughter off at school. When this happens, I am obliged to fill out the late book which demands tha...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:45:00 GMT

Muppet Movies We'll Never See

The Muppets Texas Chainsaw Massacre  - The Muppets get lost in the backwoods and meet Leatherface. Who will survive and what will be left of them? Dial M For Muppet - Kermit finally snaps and de...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:45:00 GMT

Crimes Against Theatre

The summer is here and I am doing everything in my power to keep my daughter out of the house as much as possible, in the mutually nurturing interests of my mental health and her continued existence. ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 10:12:00 GMT

Leaked White House Memo

To all members of the White House press team,     Now I know things haven't been going our way as of late and the President's ratings have fallen, but now is not the time to lose faith....
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jul 2005 02:20:00 GMT