Soul

1) Not a gay guy
2) Not a sweet guy
3) Not a nice guy
4) Not an emo/scene *cough* fags
Translation:
1) I'm not you
2) I'll forget your birthday and every little things that you'll tell me. Go cry. NAO!
3) I'll fall asleep or go watch football/movie/porn/or even Oprah's show while you're on msn/phone telling me about your sad love story
4) I'm straight
About me:
5) Not American
6) Not female
7) Not a Wapanese
8) Not a good friend
Translation:
5) I'm not fat
6) I'm not emo
7) I'm not a white dude holding a samurai blade, saying "Ohayo gozaimasu, Kitty-chan" while eating "oishii Pocky"
8) I will sleep with your gf
Cogito,
I probably won't last long with this life style I'm having
ergo sum:
Live fast, die young and leave a fucking beautiful corpse behind
About me:
9) I have totally no interest in any type of sweet
10) I'm not amazed and attracted easily
11) I'm wrong and make mistakes sometimes
12) I have good memories
Translation:
9) I don't want my girl friend to have toothache so I have to avoid Diabetes
10) I have seen girls who are way hotter than you. How way? Way way
11) I'm STILL not the father of the baby inside you
12) I'll fucking remember whatever the hell you did to me, in real life or over the internet and either rape your wife/kill your family/shoot your friends or rape your wife/kill your family/shoot your friends
About me:
13) I'm half black
14) I'm Ben, first name Ben, last name Dover
15) I'm a jerk
16) I can write things in reverse easily, for example: kcus uoy
Translation:
13) I... umh, big dick ftw? j/k, just fit
14) Yep, Bend Over, bitch
15) Eh... surprised?
16) You suck
Cogito,
I'm still a human being, even when I'm an asshole
ergo sum:
I'd still need a woman for only myself, who would let me lie on her breast when I fall down and broken, pat my hair, make me feel calm and tell me that I'm doing alright, that everything is going to be just fine
About me:
17) "I love you, forever and ever, babe" is what I will tell you when we meet if you're a girl
18) I bet you're beautiful and attractive
19) "Wow, you're so smart"
20) I'm not a talking machine
Translation:
17) I love lying
18) /Sarcasm?
19) /Readaboveplease?
20) Jesus, which part of "Not a talking machine" that you don't understand? Idiot
About me:
21) I probably know your holy Indian name
22) I'm from Korea and I'm studying with Arabian guys
23) I'm praying
24) I keep telling you one or all of these words: "hot", "pretty", "cute", "beautiful" while having a kinda-fake-smile and sweating like mad
Translation:
21) You Sukhdik, right?
22) Yep, North Korean is working with Al Qaeda now
23) My penis is bleeding
24) Truth hurts
Cogito,
If life is so short
ergo sum:
Why won't you let me love you
Before we run out of time
I'll stand by your side
Your whole life through
Why won't you take the chance
Before our time has come
About me:
25) I don't really need a girl friend
26) I get money from women sometimes
27) I have no interest or sexual desire to any girls
28) I take life seriously
Translation:
25) My right hand is my best friend
26) Eh, 20 bucks for a quick service, 50 bucks for a whole wild night
27) My girl friend would cut my testicles, kill my parents, burn my house down and make BBQ out of me if I'd ever glance at any other girls than her
28) ROFL...not
About me:
29) I'm looking for a job
30) I always stay close to people I know
31) I always run every morning around the park near my house
32) I know I'd probably end up being beaten up/killed/shot with this attitude... over the internet, lol
Translation:
29) Blow job
30) I did it with you girl friend twice last night
31) Nothing is better than sweaty hot chicks in tight shorts for breakfast
32) Yep, the Internet is serious business
Cogito,
A normal house in a small quite peaceful town near the sea, with an apple tree in the front and a little flower, vegetable garden in the back
ergo sum:
Stay with me while we grow old together, love
About me:
33) "I say what what in the butt!"
34) "You wanna do in the butt?"
35) "...In my butt?"
36) "Let's do in my butt!"
37) "Okay..."
Translation:
33) What the fuck are you talking about?
34) Yuck...
35) Oh noesssss D:
36) Zomg no wai!
37) Fucking queers
About me:
38) I see you burp
39) I was running naked on the street
40) I love you, don't get me wrong, love
Translation:
38) MARIA! THE PIG IS ALREADY BREATHING, DON'T CALL THE DOCTOR
39) My client's husband came home earlier than I had expected
40) But does that mean I have to meet, your father?
Cogito,
If I were to be born again, I'd choose another time, another place
ergo sum:
These days, most of the people in this world would rather choose to be sold out, to live a boring safe life with a stable job and income, but without a soul just like the majority than living up their dreams, their passion. The world itself in this century with all of its laws, manners, seriousness, limitation, boundaries, everything depending on money, broken dreams and fantasies bored the shit out of me.
People think of those, who live their lives as they always wanted, as something different, as something which don't belong to the society, as weirdos, as losers. People think of dreams and fantasies as something lame, stupid and retarded, not as something beautiful, something precious that will make you so want to wake up tomorrow and live your life to the fullest, something that worth throwing away this short mortal life span for.
Sadly, nowadays, in the end, it's always money, sexual desire, money, money and money that control humanity.
Well, fuck you, world, and screw that, I ain't gonna be one of those who suit up and stand in queue. Yea, FUCK YOU TO THE MAX, phony fake life
lol, got a bit carried away there
About me:
41) I think we will be good friend for many good years to come
42) I throw a party
43) I admire your family
44) I will call you tomorrow, babe
Translation:
41) Totally no sexual desire towards you
42) You shave your legs
43) Your mom/wife is hot
44) NEVER! xD
About me:
45) Spider pig
46) Does whatever a spider pig does
47) No, he can't
48) Look out
Translation:
45) Spider pig
46) Can he swing from a web?
47) He's a pig
48) Here comes le spider pig!
Cogito,
Wait for me,
ergo sum:
I'll write you letters
I wish this 3 long years would pass soon so that I can fly to you and tell you "let's be together"
About me:
49) Katy Perry
50) You
51) Me
52) My girl friend
Translation:
49) The Hawtness
50) The Fatness
51) The Internet predator!
52) The... oh, my right hand, jk, "The > The Hawtness" :)
About me:
53) Since 1988
54) I haven't taken life seriously since 88
55) "Hey, listen, my father wants to meet you"
56) "My sister too"
Translation:
53) Only got breast fed for 6 months Q.Q
54) Life well spent!
55) D'oh
56) Ay caramba!
Cogito,
Save your tears
ergo sum:
Cause' I'll come back
About me:
57) Invincible
58) Armageddon
59) Tiredness
60) Outrage
Translation:
57) After 14 beers or so, maybe moar!
58) Gf is pregnant
59) Ran out of viagra
60) Universal health care in Asia doesn't cover Breast Implant Surgery
About me:
61) "Hmmm, it's kinda cold today"
62) "Hmmm, let's take a break"
63) "Oi, my face and my eyes are up here"
64) "Oi, where are you looking at, I'm over here"
Translation:
61) No shower today, lol, never!
62) Have been studying for 5 minutes... so far
63) Probably I'm talking to a girl with nice breast
64) Probably I'm talking to you
Cogito,
How to say
ergo sum:
Uhm, I guess if you like me just tell me so, and I'll say I like you too, 'cause I can't read your mind and might end up hurting you somehow, lol, kidding, I guess I'm not a sensitive type of guy who can understand other people feelings
About me:
65) On the news today, war is breaking out and we need YOU to join the army to defend the earth!
66) On the news today, war is getting worse, many female soldiers have been badly injured and cannot fight anymore, we need YOU to join the army to defend mother earth!
67) I sleep with lights on
68) I sleep without lights on
Translation:
65) I'd probably go: "Lady first!"
66) I'd probably go: "Screw the earth, save yourself!"
67) Just saw you passed by few seconds ago
68) So many full moons have passed since the last time I saw you
About me:
69) I go to jail
70) I go to jail again
71) I go to jail the third time
72) I go to jail the fourth time
Translation:
69) Came home early from work and saw my girl friend on bed with another dude who unfortunately didn't run fast enough
70) Told the idiot who "used to" live next door that human being can fly like birds
71) Called everyone who believes this shit is a true story "Idiot"
72) To visit you of course
Cogito,
Life always gives you the taste of what you hate the most
ergo sum:
I really don't know what the fuck is going on xD
Totally have no interest in flat chested girl but always end up knowing and becoming lover of one
God, why? A C-Cup gf is too much to ask for? Q.Q
Kidding, who cares about breast size, what counts is the love your girl has for you, right? :)
...I said that of course not because breast implant surgery is possible, cheap and easy nowadays xD
About me:
73) Uhm...
74) Uhm...
75) Uhm...
76) Uhm...
Translation:
73) To me, the only difference between light and hard is that I can sleep with light on
74) To me, sex is pretty much like air; it's not important unless I'm not getting any
75) To me, a monk, a priest, your bf and an Xmas tree are pretty much the same, their balls are just only for decoration
76) To me, as long as there are tests, there will still be prayers in public school
About me:
77) I shoot the cue ball off the pool table to a blond girl's feet
78) I get slapped
79) I don't feel bad at all
80) I take a second look at her
Translation:
77) "Hello, sorry but I seem to drop my balls next to you"
78) "Hello, sorry but I seem to drop my balls next to you"
79) Either she is really hot, or I'm just too drunk and think that she is hot
80) Nope, I'm just too drunk
Cogito,
God created two of every kind
ergo sum:
One day you all will wake up, fall in love with someone and desire to be with them even if that means you have to throw away your whole world, to get hurt
Yep, even if you don't want to, it would still happen to you sooner or later no matter how hard you try to refuse, avoid, deny or run away from it just like I did.
If you are lucky, well, "happily ever after"
If you are not then, uh, "better luck next time!", nah, kidding, "hey, time heals everything"
I don't know why I write this down, I guess I just feel like doing so
About me:
81) I tried to seduce one of my teachers back in secondary school
82) I told you about the time I tried to seduce one of my teachers
83) I also had a crush on my classmate back then, it was love at first sight
84) I still kinda had a crush on my classmate after that so I found out a solution in order for me to be with her
Translation:
81) She is in jail now
82) Just made that up so that guys would think I'm cool, my friend did it, wasn't me
83) But then I took a second look
84) But then I realized people wouldn't sell beers to you if you're 14
About me:
85) I used to play football
86) I used to do Taekwondo, nearly got black belt
87) I used to run around the park near my house after dinner every day
88) I used to have this very good friend girl
Translation:
85) Until I started to realize no pretty girls would play football
86) Until a faggot ran after me with a huge stone in his hand, try to break my skull because I broke his fucking arms
87) Until my girl friend figured out that I wasn't running and I just only wanted to avoid cleaning the dishes
88) Until she told me to, well literally, "pull her finger"
Cogito,
There are two types of men
ergo sum:
Ones that after a relationship or gets rejected, they still can fall in love with the girl they once love once again
And ones that just move on, become a good friend with the girl and could never feel the same anymore
Hope I'm not the second one, but lately I've been going into that direction
Man, women are difficult, ever worse than rocket science
About me:
89) Zzzz...
90) Zzzz...
91) Zzzz...
92) Zzzz...
Translation:
89) Reading something educational
90) Talking to girls/women/ladies in general, not particular anyone *cough* Angela *cough* xD u know i'm kidding c*:
91) Lying on sofa watching TV, cool weather, and suddenly Dr. Phil appears on the screen, surprise butt-seck my brain, rofl
92) During sex, well, once in a while xD
About me:
93) Daily awkward situation no.1
94) Daily awkward situation no.2
95) Daily awkward situation no.3
96) Daily awkward situation no.4
Translation:
93) "Honey, Yui, do you think that I look fat lately?"
94) Silence is golden, but not in this case, because to this kind of question, silence will mean "Yes"
95) "Gosh, Yui, why you never close the god damn toilet door every time you pee?"
96) I tend to turn back immediately and answer to people when they talk to me
Cogito,
Life is short, you only live once
ergo sum:
Let's go nutssssss, go crazyyyy, go wilddddd. Why not, when you all know that the feeling of regret for not doing something and being haunted just because you can't stop wondering how it would have turned out is the worst?
About me:
97) "The beloved world that we're living in is in great danger..."
98) "Will there be brave men who would stand up and fight for our mother earth?..."
99) "Between these battles, I have seen my comrades fall down and corrupted..."
100) "Coming soon... in the future"
Translation:
97) PEDO BEAR ALERTS!
98) Was high so I volunteered for the lulz
99) Michael Jackson
100) Man, I really make some shit jokes once in a while, lol
About me:
101) I don't know kungfu
102) I think I'm shorter, weaker than many people
103) I fucking hate Asian
103) All women have their own charm
Translation:
101) Yep, I'm not Chinese
102) Yep, it's true, but I don't think my gun cares that much about that
103) Yep, I'm racist
103) Just that for some, it doesn't work
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