If you must know, the name is Itachi.
I'm currently 18 years of age, and life's not that interesting. I think I keep to myself, but those who usually talk to me will tell you that I'm a sarcastic asshole. But I only speak the truth.
So yes, there has been much debate concerning my current existence and past. I can't say that I like the attention and I can't tell you what to think of me. However, I will say that I've come a long way since my days back in my home village.
Let's re-cap, shall we?
It was clear from the very beginning that I was no ordinary child. I graduated from the Ninja Academy at age 7. Within a year I mastered the Sharingan, which is pretty impossible for anyone else. I became a Chuunin at age 10. By age 12, I was an ANBU leader, not too shabby if I do say so myself. And, when I was 13, I completely wiped out my entire family (excluding my younger brother) thus promoting me to an S-Class Missing Nin.
Some time after that I joined the Akatsuki. That's where I met my "partner in crime" so-to-say, Kisame. He's cool and all, but he's more of my side-kick than anything.
So yeah, ever since then, we've been going about our business together fulfilling evil plots to become the ruling force in the world. Overall, nothing that special.