toboboly

Magic Roundabout

Heard only in darkened alley's, spoken only in whispers by dark men with cruel faces and stoney hearts, one place has remained mystical, shrouded in peril and the unknown despite the progress of moder...
Posted by toboboly on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST

David Beckham is a Cunt, And Other Football Cock-ups

As I havn't had a football rant for a long time it is with perfect timing that Steve "I'm a complete dick" Mclaren has decided to call up David Beckham for England. For the moment let us simply deal w...
Posted by toboboly on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

Don't Fuck With The Metro

The following is a hazy re-enactment in word form of Wednesday 18th April 2007; 18:47-I meet Wise outside the Astoria, we will later be seeing Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. Instead of wasting money dow...
Posted by toboboly on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:36:00 PST

A Close Shave

"In breaking news that will stun the world; Bob has had a shave. Not a clip you understand, not a hurried job to simply trim the ever-increasingly orange facial hair a little shorter, to make the lips...
Posted by toboboly on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:35:00 PST

Desperately seeking help...../I'm not proud......

I'm at work, the toilet is out of order and I REALLY need a poo. It's big and poo-like and my bum hurts from holding it in! I am seriously contemplating shitting in a plastic bag and leaving...
Posted by toboboly on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

Operaschon Schoot da Runner Ist Go Ja?

I had a feeling that this may not be quite the relaxing trip I had been expecting. I had just recieved a phone call from Wise. It was 8.44am on a Sunday morning. Amazingly early for both of us it must...
Posted by toboboly on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:00:00 PST

He likes the spaghetti piss!

My parents are on holiday this week for a much deserved rest during the half term period, my sister has also gone with them and so I have been left with a free house. Not willing to make it look as th...
Posted by toboboly on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:33:00 PST

Shoot the Runner III; A Franchise is Born

For Pri's Valentines Day I bought her a couple of things however I was most excited about the tickets to see Kasabian at the Hammersmith Palais on the 13th February. It was to be one of the last gigs ...
Posted by toboboly on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:15:00 PST

Happy Feet? Not fucking likely...

Ok, so I wake up bright and early to get ready to go to work in Guildford, there has been talk of snow for the previous few days and by God they are correct, its whiter than the carpet of a dandruff c...
Posted by toboboly on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST

2006-Year of the Dog

Well some of you may be thinking that this is a little late, perhaps I have had nothing to do or write about you think, is this possibly young Bob's attempt to cash in, similar to a greatest hits albu...
Posted by toboboly on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST