Arkansas

A diver They come in assorted sizes, in trucks, in helicopters, in supply boats, in faded jeans, in love, in debt, &; indiscriminately. Girls love em', whores take them &; governments ignore them. They are laziness with a pack of cards, bravery with a bottle of rum, &; the saviours of humanity on empty pockets. They have the enthusiasm of a turtle, the stories of a sea captain, the inspiration of a born liar &; the charm of a Casanova. No other breed of man can cram into one pocket: a calculator,a pack of smokes, a copy of playboy, a can of beer, a bottle opener, deportation papers, a return airline ticket &; half a case of skoal. Their likes are : girls, women, babes, chicks, females, skirts. They dislike: answering letters, alimony, long flights, dry hotels, &; faxes from the office. They like to spend their money on girls, beer, gambling &; fast cars. What's left they squander. So what is a Diver? He is that magical creature that's here today &; gone tomorow; that's equally at home on land or water; that's never around when you need him, that's always around when you don't &; seems to spend his life drifting unconcerned between childhood &; adultery.