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1 -- First you send us an encrypted email through our secure contact form. Just tell us "Who", "Where", and "When"; we already know "What" and don't care about the "Why". Don't give us too many details at this point; just stick to the basics.2 -- If we accept your offer, you will receive a set of instructions telling you how to send a $25,000 deposit. Follow our instructions and send your deposit EXACTLY as instructed. Then you wait for another set of instructions.3 -- Once we receive your deposit we will send you another set of instructions. This is when you get to tell us more about your mark. Give us as much relevant information as possible and tell us how you would like him/her to die. Be sure to include only the relevant information. We don't want to know about how you feel or what you had for breakfast. Save all that for your shrink. Then you wait for further instructions.4 -- We will contact you back with a final quote. If you accept you will have to send us a balance that will bring your deposit up to 50% of the final cost. Once you send this deposit balance you only have to wait for one final set of instructions.5 -- Once we fulfill our contract we will send you another set of instructions telling you how to settle your outstanding balance. You will have 72 hours from the "time of death" to pay us what you owe. You are well advised to make your final payment your top priority. HITMAN!!!! The best place to put your problems is in a grave......Please see our customer reviews:"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right.""I had tenants that weren't paying rent. I had been taking them to court for several years and they were always able to beat the system. All this added up to aggravation, time lost, and attorney fees. Then I contacted HITMAN and my problem was expediently solved next day. Next morning I read the headline in the paper that my tenants were found dead of a drug overdose. The police was not really interested in investigating the death of two junkies. Case closed.""I had been involved in a legal battle with a competitor. My expensive hot-shot attorney promised me an open-and-shut case and lot of money. The only promise he was able to deliver was his bill for his so-called professional services, along with an apology that he did his best. He promised to send the bill in the mail. Instead, I received a funeral invitation from his secretary." "I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance.""I had this huge crush on this girl. There was only one problem: her boyfriend. So, I contacted HITMAN and problem was quickly solved. The doctors said that they did everything they could, but that they didn't catch his sudden illness on time, and that it was simply too late to make arrangements for a liver transplant. I was there to console the girl through her hard times. We've been happily married ever since." "I was having a lot of problems with this jerk at work. Then I contacted HITMAN. Coincidentally, right around that time, our company organized a trip to the zoo. I was hardly able to contain my amusement next morning when I read the headline, "Terrified Onlookers Scream in Disbelief as Man Eaten Alive by Heard of Hungry Alligators". Due to the absence of a body the cops had to be identified the victim by process of elimination. Needles to say, he never bothered me again. Thanks, HITMAN." "My upstairs neighbor was always playing loud music. It used to drive me nuts. I tried everything. I tried to talk to him nicely, I tried to play loud musing back, I even once switched off his electricity. Nothing worked. Then I started considering other alternatives; i.e. permanent solutions. I contacted HITMAN and they solved the problem within 24 hrs. For about a week everything was quiet. Then his next door neighbor upstairs called 911 because she smelled something. The cops found him dead, and the medical examiner said that he had died of Autoerotic Asphyxiation while listening to music on his walkman."