mic diggity dawg

THINGS I ENJOY:
lawn bowls with stick-on moustaches
having a good reason to spend saturday nights at home
judges' gutter rants
discos
the nights getting warmer
coral nail polish
champagne at the races
rock 'n' roll
excitement
the wok bar
hot chocolate
sunshowers and thunderstorms
airports
moustaches
sweden
pacman
coffee and funny in the mornings
cynicism
intelligent schwings

THINGS I DETEST:
being unemployed
mean people
the morining after a night on whiskey
cruelty to animals
when the rice burns on the bottom of the pan
stupidity and arrogance
fish
leaking make-up
my handbag smelling of beer
rudeness
dirty bedding