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About Me

You are listening to the sounds of Martainius Ceasar. Indulge all your senses as my siren's song touches you in ways you thought were impossible. As gentle as a priest with a young boy yet as stable as a place for keeping horses, you need never need worry about spending another night by yourself.
Oh, let's see... I'm just an average guy, I like music and - waaaait. Whose space is this? Whose? Yeah, that's right - this space, as is the case with all other space, belongs to ME. I'm not average. I'm above average. I don't like music. I MAKE music. I have no friends, only loyal subjects. In order for people to be my friends we need to be interested in similar things, and I hardly see how this is possible, given the fact that my number 1 interest is to exploit them and harvest their misery. I also like snakes. If I had 3 wishes, they'd be:
1: To humiliate Parker on a national/international scale in a way that would ingrain my superiority over him into the minds of mankind. For all eternity and beyond, such that later, more advanced civilizations shall know it to be true that the Marquis of Figtree was, during his years in the realm of mortals, far better than Parker.
2: The ability to manifest my imagination.
3: A giant robot version of me made of 14 carat gold, just in case my brilliance was to be in any way doubted. The robot would have a deep voice and a 4-finger ring that says "Hammer Time!". It would be steam operated with the coal burners in its eye sockets, so that when the coal was burned, its eyes would light up hot-red. The robot would be called Martin San'tirobo FerNano Mq. 387.
I'm 6;1;2;25 - I'm pure chocolate.
This is how Scott will die. Rest assured. When there are 21 seconds left in this clip, Scott will experience a pain not of this world and he will know once and for all - he has been served. If he survives, then we won't go see him in the hospital cause you don't want to be seen around someone who got THAT badly fucked up.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ancient Romans, Samuel L. Jackson, Snoop Diggety Doggetty Daggetty Dogg, The Fonz, Jack Bauer (not Keifer Sutherland, okay? They're completely different individuals. You think Jack Bauer is a personality? You think he's a characterisation? Well, now you have 24 hours to live.), Davy Jones (as he appears in PotC 2, preferably playing the organ), Dita von Teese, somebody who was born to do the robot, an angry drill sergeant, a disgruntled social worker, the geniuses behind Final Fantasy... that is all.

Now, I've replaced the Houki Boshi video clip with this video below. This is easily the funniest shit I have ever seen. Sure, you probably need to watch Naruto to appreciate it but it's an awesome video nonetheless. To whoever out there made this - my hat off to you.

My Blog

A Letter to the RTA

Dear Heartless Bureaucracy, After what you allowed to transpire today, know that your alleged realm of authority shall never be the same.Your absent-mindedness and incompetency is all-encompasing beyo...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:06:00 GMT

Victorian Literature Eat Your Heart Out

Shakespeare's got SHIT on Dr. Seuss. Fox Socks Box Knox Knox in box. Fox in socks. Knox on fox in socks in box. Socks on Knox and Knox in box. Fox in socks on box on Knox. Chicks with bricks come...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:55:00 GMT

Hate isnt the Answer

Thought I might switch it up a bit. Hating is pretty fun and all, but when you’re on the recieving end of the cold edge of a knife swiping at your bleeding, half-dead body, you start to see thin...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:25:00 GMT

Time Travel and Me

Time travel pisses me off. But that doesn't mean that I don't know everything there is to know about it, does it? That's right it doesn't. Despite this being the case, though, some haters out there ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:16:00 GMT

Musings on Monotheism

Before saying anything else, I'd like to say that, even though it won't in the slightest way add to the argument that I'm making with the rest of this posting - Scientologists are wrong. They are simp...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:07:00 GMT

2007 - A Year Reflected

Marquismal Musing 008997-AC78 2007 A Year Reflected Don't know when I signed up for MySpace, but let's say it's been a year, eh? And what a fantastic year it has been. I mean, who'd have tho...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:41:00 GMT

Laying Down the Law

No explanations.1. I am your supreme overlord. If you wish to address me, then you shall speak loudly and clearly, lest I ignore you. The optimal volume at which to talk to me would be truck volume (T...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:07:00 GMT

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Just wanted to post something on the fifth of November for the hell of it. I don't have much to say, but here it is anyway...Ever noticed how music that doesn't really rock is still classified as rock...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:50:00 GMT

Respect for Gwen Stefani just went WAY up

(Stick with me here for a bit) Gwen Stefani has just released her new perfume, "L". Now, I don't know what it smells like or how much it costs but that's TOTALLY not the point. The point is that it's ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:15:00 GMT

Ola!

Ola, compadres!Guess who doesn't have to go to uni for a WHOLE week? No, come on guess. Guess, dammit. Okay, give up? It's ME! Thaaaaaat's right. I'm free for an entire week starting... well technical...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:27:00 GMT